I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

my brother read-ended one of his friends on the interstate today and he totaled his own car and the cop didn't even give him a ticket because he "was already having a hard enough night" and if that isn't cis white boy privilege i don't know what is

Starry Sturgeon

Acipenser stellatus, commonly known as the starry sturgeon, is native to the Caspian, Aegean, Black, and Azov sea basins. Starry sturgeon can grow over 7 feet long, but they’re nowhere near the longest members of the Acipenser family! This fish gets its name from the white scales along its lateral line and the white tips of the scutes that run along its back, all of which stand out like stars against its otherwise dark coloring. This sturgeon enjoys a diet of worms, mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish. Currently, this fish is listed on the IUCN Red List as critically endangered, as it is one of the primary species harvested for caviar. 

country spores take my corpse

i don't want to die bedside. put me in my garden and let the children i've raised from sprouts take me home.

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

Pronouns: all, preferred they/them

Three favorite foods: miso soup, coffee??, pulled pork

Favorite colors: dark blue, dark purple, shades

Last song stuck in my head: unfortunately Chopin’s Variations on a Theme by Rossini (its an auditions song i’m learning)

Last song i listened to: see above^^

Time: 1:53 pm

Last thing i googled: “how many students are in LSA”

Dream trip: either Denali in Alaska or Europe in general

Dream job: forest conservationist, preferably in mountain ranges 

Anything i want: healthy family dynamics probably 

@yikesman03 @arsonissexy

yOooOOOOooOOO answer ten questions then tag some ppl 😈

pronouns: he/she/they, considering changing it to just any pronouns 🥲

fave colors: yellow and pink supremacy

three fave foods: mac n cheese,,, chimken,,, ,,, uh,,,, chocolate mmmmm

song stuck in head: afterlife by illenium ft ECHOS 😩🤌

last song listened to: look above 😭

time: 12:18 am 🥲

last thing googled: not entirely sure but prob the name of someone from class 1-b bc i was tryna apply faces to names while watching a vine comp 😭 my memory is bad leave me alone

dream trip: whehrueuwlwks GREECE ive always wanted to go there,,

dream job: nothing i don’t dream of labor <3

anything i really want: a fuckin,, qpp in my future bro, just a future in general where i’m free to love i think abt it every day ahaha

i was tagged by the super cool and sexy @villainsandvictimsalliance u should follow them they’re pog

i’m gonna tag fuckin uhhhhh @harmonylight @pilot-boi @issacthebraveandgay @wobblyjellyfish @optimisticfruitcup @greenbeanstan @gravitywhatgravity @pottermusprime @katmotif y’all don’t have to 😩

do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands

The answer is all of the above.

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

My favorite part of reading Les Mis is when Victor Hugo says “we must be brief” and then plunges into a 40 page description of the Battle of Waterloo

adhd is so goddamn annoying and weird cuz why can i not focus on my homework for even a second, even in classes i like, but i've been practicing the same two pages of piano music for five hours and i'm still not ready to quit??