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Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

Reblog and put in the tags what songs make you feel sexy in a irredeemable horrible bastard kinda way

my brother read-ended one of his friends on the interstate today and he totaled his own car and the cop didn't even give him a ticket because he "was already having a hard enough night" and if that isn't cis white boy privilege i don't know what is

This took me too fucking long. Anyway, like to charge reblog to cast

TIME TO SETTLE A DEBATE

like for real ben hardy, reblog for cardboard ben hardy, do both for BOTH

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I haven’t made a picrew chain in a while so link

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right location

wow! congrats, yall!

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