R/stupiddovenests Features So Many Mourning Doves Which Is Insane To Me I Didnt Know They Were So Bad

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????

Mona Lisa and her possum.

What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance

pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.

this is real

country spores take my corpse

i don't want to die bedside. put me in my garden and let the children i've raised from sprouts take me home.

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

now that there's hope

mcr you wanna release a second chicago show so bad i know you wanna play a second show in chicago so bad