Ohio Is The Mind Killer

they banned my literal first name but not mpreg

they didn't even ban mpreg

My favorite part of reading Les Mis is when Victor Hugo says “we must be brief” and then plunges into a 40 page description of the Battle of Waterloo

who cares about my gender? just hit me with your car already

mine was just “yeah” and honestly that’s fair

@yikesman03​ no pressure

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

sometimes you just need a bit of disco in the woods... and now is absolutely one of those times

This took me too fucking long. Anyway, like to charge reblog to cast

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺