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college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

i literally love hoary bats so much like look at him he give hug

source: https://animaldiversity.org/accounts/Lasiurus_cinereus/

has anyone checked on tony hawk recently

Starry Sturgeon

Acipenser stellatus, commonly known as the starry sturgeon, is native to the Caspian, Aegean, Black, and Azov sea basins. Starry sturgeon can grow over 7 feet long, but they’re nowhere near the longest members of the Acipenser family! This fish gets its name from the white scales along its lateral line and the white tips of the scutes that run along its back, all of which stand out like stars against its otherwise dark coloring. This sturgeon enjoys a diet of worms, mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish. Currently, this fish is listed on the IUCN Red List as critically endangered, as it is one of the primary species harvested for caviar. 

So you’re a liberal? Or republican?

i believe everyone in the american government needs to die

they banned my literal first name but not mpreg

they didn't even ban mpreg

Excuse me King, seems like you dropped this

tumblr is my favorite social media because it’s the only place i can escape the godforsaken phrase “oh my god slayyy”

happy birthday horses!!!!!

(northern hemisphere)

a very happy birthday to all the northern hemisphere horses