Aw Hell Yeah

starting a collection. little brown things

this is real

Another highly requested one

stoplight loosejaw

Malacosteus niger

I was walking down a road when I saw a large cougar in someone’s backyard. It was standing on its hind legs, casually leaning on the fence, watching me. Creeped out, I slowly backed away and left. Later on, I went to an Italian restaurant with my dad and saw that same cougar there, apparently working as a chef. He was standing at the counter in a white apron and chef’s hat, cutting vegetables with surprising skill. I ended up not ordering anything.

Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????

The worst part of being in a relationship in high school is craving the domesticity that comes with living together but knowing it won’t be possible for years because you’re in high school.

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you