I Do Not Feel Fly Like A G6 And Have Not For A Very Long Time

tumblr is my favorite social media because it’s the only place i can escape the godforsaken phrase “oh my god slayyy”

if only i were a young unruly british lad in the 1920s shipped off to an elite boarding school in the country by my wealthy parents who were fed up with my rowdy behaviour, only to fall in love with astrology and the arts and meet like-minded individuals who formed a secret society dedicated to the thirst of knowledge,

HAPPY MCR XMAS ‼️🎄

well yes!

i remember vividly one time in elementary school i went to my friends house and his little brother was playing club penguin and my friend was like “hey bro let me show you this cool trick to unlock a new outfit for your penguin” and he reached over to his little brothers keyboard and just typed ‘fuck’ in the chat and his account got banned instantly

i have gotten literally nothing done in the last 36 hours due to sir michael romance i cant go on like this i have exams and assignments

femboy football

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by