Dormant Predators

I like to think Diavolo and the seven brothers are Devildoms version of those celebrities who everything you learn about them is not just weird but against your will.

Like if a random Devildom citizen looked up Mammon online they'd find "Top ten photos of model Mammon Avatar of Greed" but if the same demon was scrolling on the dumpster fire app of their choosing they're gonna find "TOP 420 PLACES MAMMON AVATAR OF GREED WAS FOUND HANGING BY HIS LEFT NIPPLE WHILE SOBBING AT 3:45 IN THE AFTERNOON #69 WILL SHOCK YOU!!!" followed by a dubstep remix of Beel screaming for chicken nuggets while destroying a fast food restaurant.

Drew some gulls 🍟

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

The thing I'm most uncomfortable with this going forward is, like, "the Queen of England" is such a major phrase that I don't think I'll be able to let go.

And like this isn't just me -- large parts of modern culture, songs, phrases, etc. are based on the understanding that the monarch of England is Queen. (What are the Sex Pistols gonna say, now? "His fascist... raging?") And with a relatively minor (and rather negative experience, at that) interruption in the middle, this has been the case for the past almost 200 years. This isn't something we can just CHANGE. I get that she was old and going to die, and if the monarchy was going to continue at all obviously they'd need to find some successor. But everything from that past few centuries makes "King whatever" absolutely incompatible with it.

So, like, obviously that's not an acceptable situation. Which leaves a clear solution

The Queen is Dead; Force-Fem the King

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

Imma need this

Hey, school's hard

I want to help

CHEMISTRY

- THIS - website will balance your chemistry equations and tell you what reaction type occurred - GREAT for homework!

ALGEBRA

- THIS - website will solve your algebra problems and will explain how it got the answer - it’s really good if you’re stuck on a type of problem and don’t know how to solve it!

What the heck grandpa part 1

While being bored out of your mind in your room , you decided to go up to the attic . There was really nothing else to do , you didn’t go to school because you didn’t “feel good” but it just turns out that It was just a minor stomachache that passed as soon as you decided to stay home, so in an attempt to at least try to feel like staying home was justified you thought cleaning would be a good use of your time and why not clean the attic while you were at it? Attics are always dusty and kinda dirty so why the heck not ??? Truth be told that after you grandfathers passing you haven’t be there in a while ! HECK! You don’t even remember the last time you been up there . So you gather all the cleaning supplies that you might need , the duster , broom , a damp rag and some cleaning solution and make your way up there. Pulling the little cord that is connected to the stairs and making sure it wouldn’t go through the floor you climb them ,finding it quite odd how you didn’t see any dust particles fly through the air. God you hope that this wasn’t a waste of a trip ... the long flights of stairs that it took to even get close to the floor where the attic was, a dang nightmare! goodness that it’s self was a work out and the stairs that you have to take to get to in the-actual attic are so Heavy you don’t even want to think about lefting the stairs back up. It doesn’t take long for you to get into the dimly lit room and surprise surprise just as you thought ,it’s clean!!!! Not a speck of dirt or even the usual dust bunnies in the corner can be seen!!! What heck!?!? What a waste of time and effort but since you’re up here might as well look around, no harm no foul you suppose. So you put the cleaning supplies down and did exactly that ,you looked around for a bit , and found old photo albums with family and relatives some you didn’t even recognize, just how old are these albums? Your not even gonna think about it. After getting your little Full of looking at all the photo albums with some random people you put them back but just as you were going to turn around you accidentally tripped over a box.... what. The . Freak . How did that even get there???? You decided that glaring at the box while still being on the ground wasn’t a very intimidating stance so you sat up and then glared at the box. How dare it tripped you? On a scale of “I’m telling my father about this” to “Adam!” You were a “so no head?” While still being in vine mode you opened the box but just before you thought about “ roadwork ahead yeah I sure hope it does” you notice something, it was filled with styrofoam peanuts. Hell . Oh HELL YES . These lil bastards were your holy Grail! Who didn’t like them!!!! Elephants probably... while you were digging to see what was under these little guys ,you felt something smooth and cold . When you took some of that Styrofoam peanuts you found 6 glowing glass orbs in a styrofoam holder. Nani? Why does grandpa have these? In any case they look important. They also seem to have a little bits of writing on them? You can’t really tell because of how bright they glowed and how very little light there was up here . But from what you can make of it it looks like a Latin???? You wanted to say what was written on one of the orbs but something kept you from it. Oh well .... looks that mandatory Latin class would have to come in handy later. You couldn’t get over how beautiful these orbs were!! The first orb was Golden yellow that seems to hold the sun it self, the second A red almost pink color , mimics the color of a freshly bloomed rose ,the third a green so earthy that you might’ve mistaken as a model of the earth if it was just showing you the land ,the forth a blue so dark yet vivid that if you were to drop it in the darkest part of the ocean that it would be lost,the fifth a shadowy grey color even calling it gray would be a bit of a stretch but for some reason despite its dark color it’s shines.

Thank you Smoliv anon for awakening my pokemon hyperfixation~

I got the perfect trainer for the lil guy

Reblog this if you think boys can wear skirts.

Just for my own curiosity.