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Humans are Weird “Hell School.”

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“Adam!”

“ADAM!”

“Coming.”

Krill peered from his spot on the couch as Captain Vir made his way down the stairs quickly at the call of the Alpha female.

“I just got a call from your old High School.”

Krill watched in fascination as the man’s eyes widened his knees locked up and he skidded right into a doorframe.

He rubbed his head as the alpha female peered around the doorframe.

“Well what do THEY want…..” He frowned

“Oh, Adam, don’t sound so annoyed, you’re a bit of a celebrity, and they just want you to come and give a talk at the school about your work, no big deal.”

“I most definitely will not! I’m not going back to that place.”

***

They stood outside the massive concrete and brick building as snow billowed around them. High chain link fences rose towards the cloudy sky.

“It looks like a prison.”

“It IS a prison.” The man muttered trudging through the snow and up to the doors carrying Krill over one shoulder contained within his specialized containment unit. He shouldered open the doors into the warm entryway bombarded suddenly by an array of pulses. The doors ahead of them buzzed once and then blinked green letting them inside.

“That’s new.” The man muttered stepping into the long hallway to stomp snow from his boots on the inner carpet. Setting down the containment tube, he opened the door and allowed Krill to scuttle outwards onto the floor. He looked around in curiosity, eyes wide and wondering at the long hallway lined in doors and strange containment lockers blinking lights red for locked.

“What is this place?” He wondered following the Captain towards the first set of doors.

“Hell Krill, This is hell.” Krill kind of doubted that. Very much as they passed through the doors into a small office space with a long desk manned by two plum middle-aged human females. They looked up as he entered looking confused for a minute before.

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Pokemon AU [Obey Me! Headcanons]

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Notes: MC is a legal adult when they go on their journey.

Rival: Solomon

Solomon isn't so much as a rival, but as someone that's wanting to oversee MC's growth. He challenges them to give tips and measure how far they have to go. It's also an excuse to see them. He's secretly in love with them and wants the very best for them.

Team:

Runerigus

Sigilyph

Zoroark

Banette

Hatterene

Klefki

Professor: Lucifer

Lucifer grants MC their trainer's license after he picked them personally. He expects great things from them and keeps regular tabs on them through their journey.

Gang: Team Celestial

Team Celestial's boss is referenced to as Father. He's off in a different region, but is wanting to spy on Devildom and possibly conquer it. He's sent out two scouts to the region that he has handpicked: Luke and Simeon. Both specialize in Pokemon that are strong against Devildom's champion.

Solomon befriends both Luke and Simeon pretty early on. He has a pretty good idea why they're there, but he sees that there's good in both of them. After Luke and Simeon see more of Devildom, they start to question what they are there for. That's when Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are brought in.

Admin Michael

Michael is typically the mastermind behind all of Team Celestial's moves. It's rumored that he's actually the boss behind the organization and that Father is someone made up to intimidate anyone that goes against Team Celestial.

He seems like he's a nice and understanding guy, but there's something messed up behind his cheerful demeanor.

Type Specialty: Rock

Team:

Tyranitar

Rampardos

Rhyperior

Carbink

Minior

Coalossal

Admin Raphael

He's very quick to anger and will do all of the dirty work for Team Celestial. He's extremely loyal to Michael, even if he tends to try to start arguments with him. Everyone in Team Celestial is scared of him.

Type Specialty: Steel

Team:

Aggron

Metagross

Empoleon

Excadrill

Escavalier

Perrserker

Gyms

First Gym: Mammon

He finds battling to be a bit of a pain and never takes it seriously. He'd rather be off in a nearby casino making some cash. The only time he'll take battling seriously is if he is short for money and needs to win a battle. Though, he won't demolish new kids. He typically goes around to find some jerk to rid them of their cash.

When he first sees MC in his gym, something happens. He doesn't know what, but he's intrigued as they battle against the Little D's. He's falling for them fast and hard. When they finally get to them, he's a bit flustered but does battle against them. He goes easy on them, not wanting to make them upset. They obviously win, but they call him out for going easy on him. He's embarrassed but promises he won't go easy on them next time.

When they leave, he closes down his gym and goes on a similar journey to them. He just so happens to run into them a lot. But he's training and he's getting better. He refuses to battle them again until he's finally ready.

Type Specialty: Dark?

Team:

Alolan Meowth

Eevee

Nickit

Murkrow

Zubat

Second Gym: Little D?

The gym is weird. Everything is weird. This is like a gag gym where most of the trainers leading up to the leader have Bidoofs or a Magikarp that only knows splash. And the leader somehow has SEVEN Pokemon!?

When MC defeats the gym, they find Solomon outside with two people: Luke and Simeon. Solomon introduces them to his new friends. He explains that they're from a different region and he's hoping he can show them around, show them how wonderful this place is. Luke asks to battle against MC. He ends up only using one Pokemon, claiming that his others are resting. After the battle, Simeon and Luke leave. Solomon explains to MC that he thinks they're caught up with the wrong people and is hoping to help them out. He asks MC if they'd help him with his mission. He says MC is the most wonderful person he knows and if anyone can help those two, it's them.

Type Speciality: Normal

Team:

Litleo

Meowth

Ditto

Yungoos

Lopunny

Munchlax

Slaking?!

Third Gym: Beelzebub

Beel's gym is right next door to a giant buffet that's only in business because of him. When MC goes to challenge his gym, they have to go to the buffet first. They find him sulking because he hasn't heard from his twin in a while. His eldest brother ordered him to stay in the town to protect it in case something happens, but he can't help but worry. MC offers to find his twin for him. Beel is hesitant and says that if MC can defeat him in battle, he'll accept their help.

Type Specialty: Bug

Team:

Pinsir

Scizor

Yanmega

Araquanid

Golisopod

Centiskorch

Forth Gym: Belphegor

MC has to find clues as to where Belphegor is. They eventually catch signs that Team Celestial is up to something. They go to an abandoned tower just outside of town. When they climb to the top they find Belphie locked up. Just as they're about to set him free, Simeon and Luke show up.

Simeon battles MC but is quickly defeated. They drop the key to Belphie's cell as they retreat. MC unlocks the cell but is attacked by Belphie who thinks MC is a part of Team Celestial - he somehow napped through the whole battle with Simeon. MC is not able to get their Pokemon out in time and thinks that this is it. Just before one of Belphie's pokemon attacks, Mammon and Solomon show up. They stop Belphie from attacking and explain the situation. Belphie apologizes and tells MC if they want the badge, they'll have to battle him at the gym.

Type Specialty: Psychic

Team:

Hypno

Sloking

Lunatone

Musharna

Malamar

Meowstic

Fifth Gym: Satan

MC finds that Satan's gym is more of a giant library. There are books everywhere that he's collected over the years. He's very proud of it and explains it's taken him a while to collect everything.

Just as MC and Satan are about to start a battle, a fire starts just outside of his gym. Satan rushes out in horror, thinking that his collection of priceless knowledge is going to burn. He's angry and demanding to know who started the fire while help is on the way. That's when he spots Simeon and Luke nearby. They're arguing with two other figures. Satan runs over but is quickly subdued by the two Luke and Simeon are with. MC runs over to try and help Satan.

Before MC can make out who the two mysterious figures are, they tell Luke and Simeon to take care of things and disappear. Luke and Simeon are hesitant, but battle against MC at the same time. MC handles them alone in a double battle. When MC wins, Luke and Simeon apologize, saying this should have never happened and run off. Leviathan shows up and puts out the fire before Satan wakes up.

Satan informs MC that he has no idea what happened when the two Team Celestial admins attacked him. They didn't even wait for him to bring out his Pokemon. He tells MC that they need to be careful. He hopes that his battle with MC will help them grow stronger.

Specialty Type: Cats?

Team:

Pursian

Absol

Delcatty

Liepard

Pyroar

Luxray

Sixth Gym: Asmodeus

Asmo has already heard a lot about MC from his brothers. He's so excited to meet them that when he finally sees them he drags them off to a nearby cafe for a date. He wants to know all of the juicy details about them. He'll be sure to take several selfies with them to send to his brothers to see their reactions.

When they're heading back to his gym after the date, they run into Solomon. He's not happy seeing Asmo holding MC's hand. He asks to battle MC right then and there.

When he loses, he tells MC what's been happening with Team Celestial. He informs MC that both Simeon and Luke managed to get out, but now Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are getting involved. He begs MC that if they were to run into either Admins that they need to get out of there immediately. He doesn't know what he would do if something were to happen to them. MC tells him that they can't promise that they would, if someone needs help, they're going to help. Solomon knows that, that's why he loves them. He stays for Asmo's match but disappears before MC can celebrate with him.

Specialty Type: Grass/Poison

Team:

Roserade

Salazzle

Bellossom

Lilligant

Tsareena

Eldegoss

Seventh Gym: Luke

The gym is also a cafe. When MC walks in, they're surprised to see Luke there. Luke apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused for them and hopes that they can forgive him. He didn't realize that the people here were so wonderful and he ended up hurting them.

MC forgives them and Luke asks to battle them once more, not as enemies, but as friends. When MC wins, Luke congratulates them and tells them he wishes them the best of luck on their journey. He tells MC that Simeon has also worked on making amends and that MC will likely see him in the future.

Before MC leaves, Barbatos enters and introduces himself. He says that Luke is now his apprentice in baking, but not in Pokemon battles. That is something that is reserved for someone that is truly deserving of it. There's a brief moment where MC questions if they saw a Hoopa near Barbatos, but shakes it off.

Type Specialty: Fairy

Team:

Clefable

Granbull

Slurpuff

Sylveon

Mimikyu

Alcremie

Eighth Gym: Leviathan

When MC enters the gym, Leviathan becomes very flustered. He apologizes that he didn't really introduce himself the last time they've met. MC says it's okay and that the fire and Satan were more important. Levi feels like he's going to die as he realizes that MC does in fact remember him.

He tells MC he's admired them, no wait, their progress! Their battles, that's it! He's watched how they've battled his brothers and Team Celestial. He's jealous of their bravery but hopes he'll be able to give them a good battle.

Specialty Type: Water

Team:

Milotic

Gyarados

Swampert

Quagsire

Kingdra

Dragonaire

When MC leaves Levi's gym, they get a call from Solomon. He apologizes and says he was trying to protect them, but he may have taken on too much. He's battling Admin Raphael. He doesn't know where Admin Michael is. He tells MC his location before the line goes dead.

MC flies off quickly and ends up at Team Celestial's headquarters. Simeon and Luke are already there battling against grunts. They tell MC to hurry inside but to be careful.

MC goes through what seems to be an army of grunts. They almost overwhelm them until all of the brothers appear to fight them off. Per Lucifer's direction, MC runs off to find Solomon. They walk into a room where Solomon's unconscious. The door slams shut behind MC. Admin Raphael was waiting for them. He tells them that they've been in the way long enough and he's planning on eliminating them.

MC gets their pokemon out just in time as Raphael was planning on just attacking them. MC defeats him and he's outraged, but flees. Solomon wakes up. He informs MC that Team Celestial is planning on starting an all-out war this region. He tells MC that they need to stop Michael before it's too late. Of course, MC does defeat him.

Diavolo and Barbatos are waiting outside of the headquarters, both are relatively calm. It's hinted that Barbatos knew what was going to happen. MC comes out and Diavolo thanks them for their courage. He informs them that he's looking forward to battling them.

Elite Four

First: Simeon

Simeon apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused MC. He vows to try and mend relations between his region and this one. He's thankful that the Champion has allowed him and Luke to stay here. He hopes that this battle will be as friends and not as enemies.

Specialty Type: Ice

Team:

Dewgong

Lapras

Glaceon

Vanilluxe

Aurorus

Frosmoth

Second: Mammon

Mammon asks if MC's surprised to see him. He tells MC that after their first battle, he's worked hard to be someone MC could be proud of. He knows he won't be able to beat them, but he hopes it's a memorable battle.

Specialty Type: Dark

Team:

Alolan Pursian

Umbreon

Hydreigon

Honchkrow

Thievul

Crobat

Third: Lucifer

Lucifer tells MC that he's very proud of them. He knew he picked the right trainer to take on this challenge. He wants to see just how much they've grown.

Specialty Type: Flying

Team:

Corviknight

Talonflame

Noivern

Talonflame

Skarmory

Salamance

Forth: Barbatos

Barbatos keeps things pretty short. He thanks them for helping keep Devildom safe, but he had no doubt that they would succeed. He's watched over their path and has ensured that things worked out for the best. What? There's a hack that if certain events happen, Dragapult is replaced with Hoopa.

Specialty Type: Ghost

Team:

Aegislash

Polteageist

Dragapult

Gengar

Galarian Corsola

Chandelure

Champion: Diavolo

Diavolo admits that he's been keeping a close eye on their progress since Lucifer picked them. He's admired how much he's bonded with everyone and is admittedly jealous. He promises he'll work on improving the relations with the other regions.

Specialty Type: Dragon/Fire

Team:

Garchomp

Turtonator

Haxorus

Houndoom

Charizard

Tyrantrum

Theres no such thing as saying yeet to much

My kid brother has started saying ‘Yeet’, our generation is a success!

Obey Me AU where people can actually graduate from RAD.

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

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