Once Upon A Time…

some big adhd Moods

extensive energy caused by The Hyperfixation

what is Sleep? quick naps will do if required at all 

i’ve been awake for 32 hours and yet my brain won’t let me fall asleep

am i Annoying? probably

no one likes me, including myself

feelings of hurt, rejection, abandonment featuring creeping suicidal ideation

FUCK THEM!!!!!! intense anger followed by self-loathing and regret

a daily subscription to The Mood Swings caused by seemingly insignificant incidents 

boredom 

more boredom, now the extended version in which you start considering potential regrettable life choices

my brain is A Carrousel and someone needs to unplug the power cable

chronically unorganized, chronically forgetful, chronically bored!!!

it… never… stops…

i’m Tired™

the movement never stops which means i never stop 

oh no, i forgot that

would i even be myself without The Disorder

I like how they teased Raphael during the whole of S3 and built him up to be this strict, condescending asshole and I mean he is but he's also

just

so

fucking

pathetic

(affectionate)

He's a ratty wet kitten you find in the rain. There's shelter all around you. There's no reason for this kitten to be wet. He's just sitting out in the open crying. You take him home because you're not a monster but you know you could have been taking a completely dry kitten home. There was no reason at all for him to sit in the middle of the sidewalk during a storm and cry except for the fact that the second the first drop of drizzle fell on him he plopped down and started wailing. That's the energy Raphael gives.

Anon Hate IS Illegal.

Guys, I’m not kidding.

Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.

Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.

And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.

Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.

Forbes

How To Bait and Catch The Anonymous Person Harassing You On The Internet

Leo Traynor, an Internet user in Ireland, had a problem. More specifically, he had a troll, a very nasty troll.

So.

Next time you get hit with anon hate?

Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.

Your online actions have real life consequences.

Make sure they learn that.

(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.

AP NEWS

Pre-teens arrested for cyberbullying before girl's suicide

Two 12-year-olds in Florida were arrested for cyberbullying in connection with the death of a middle-school student who police say hanged he

Matters India

Man arrested for cyber bullying Kerala student

The Kerala police on July 28 took into custody the man alleged to have been the key tormentor of Hanan Hamid, the 19-year-old Kerala student

WNCT

Onslow County man accused of cyberbullying

An Onslow County man was arrested Monday after officials conducted an investigation into a cyberbullying case.

Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.

Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)

Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Pokemon AU [Obey Me! Headcanons]

Obey Me! Masterlist

Notes: MC is a legal adult when they go on their journey.

Rival: Solomon

Solomon isn't so much as a rival, but as someone that's wanting to oversee MC's growth. He challenges them to give tips and measure how far they have to go. It's also an excuse to see them. He's secretly in love with them and wants the very best for them.

Team:

Runerigus

Sigilyph

Zoroark

Banette

Hatterene

Klefki

Professor: Lucifer

Lucifer grants MC their trainer's license after he picked them personally. He expects great things from them and keeps regular tabs on them through their journey.

Gang: Team Celestial

Team Celestial's boss is referenced to as Father. He's off in a different region, but is wanting to spy on Devildom and possibly conquer it. He's sent out two scouts to the region that he has handpicked: Luke and Simeon. Both specialize in Pokemon that are strong against Devildom's champion.

Solomon befriends both Luke and Simeon pretty early on. He has a pretty good idea why they're there, but he sees that there's good in both of them. After Luke and Simeon see more of Devildom, they start to question what they are there for. That's when Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are brought in.

Admin Michael

Michael is typically the mastermind behind all of Team Celestial's moves. It's rumored that he's actually the boss behind the organization and that Father is someone made up to intimidate anyone that goes against Team Celestial.

He seems like he's a nice and understanding guy, but there's something messed up behind his cheerful demeanor.

Type Specialty: Rock

Team:

Tyranitar

Rampardos

Rhyperior

Carbink

Minior

Coalossal

Admin Raphael

He's very quick to anger and will do all of the dirty work for Team Celestial. He's extremely loyal to Michael, even if he tends to try to start arguments with him. Everyone in Team Celestial is scared of him.

Type Specialty: Steel

Team:

Aggron

Metagross

Empoleon

Excadrill

Escavalier

Perrserker

Gyms

First Gym: Mammon

He finds battling to be a bit of a pain and never takes it seriously. He'd rather be off in a nearby casino making some cash. The only time he'll take battling seriously is if he is short for money and needs to win a battle. Though, he won't demolish new kids. He typically goes around to find some jerk to rid them of their cash.

When he first sees MC in his gym, something happens. He doesn't know what, but he's intrigued as they battle against the Little D's. He's falling for them fast and hard. When they finally get to them, he's a bit flustered but does battle against them. He goes easy on them, not wanting to make them upset. They obviously win, but they call him out for going easy on him. He's embarrassed but promises he won't go easy on them next time.

When they leave, he closes down his gym and goes on a similar journey to them. He just so happens to run into them a lot. But he's training and he's getting better. He refuses to battle them again until he's finally ready.

Type Specialty: Dark?

Team:

Alolan Meowth

Eevee

Nickit

Murkrow

Zubat

Second Gym: Little D?

The gym is weird. Everything is weird. This is like a gag gym where most of the trainers leading up to the leader have Bidoofs or a Magikarp that only knows splash. And the leader somehow has SEVEN Pokemon!?

When MC defeats the gym, they find Solomon outside with two people: Luke and Simeon. Solomon introduces them to his new friends. He explains that they're from a different region and he's hoping he can show them around, show them how wonderful this place is. Luke asks to battle against MC. He ends up only using one Pokemon, claiming that his others are resting. After the battle, Simeon and Luke leave. Solomon explains to MC that he thinks they're caught up with the wrong people and is hoping to help them out. He asks MC if they'd help him with his mission. He says MC is the most wonderful person he knows and if anyone can help those two, it's them.

Type Speciality: Normal

Team:

Litleo

Meowth

Ditto

Yungoos

Lopunny

Munchlax

Slaking?!

Third Gym: Beelzebub

Beel's gym is right next door to a giant buffet that's only in business because of him. When MC goes to challenge his gym, they have to go to the buffet first. They find him sulking because he hasn't heard from his twin in a while. His eldest brother ordered him to stay in the town to protect it in case something happens, but he can't help but worry. MC offers to find his twin for him. Beel is hesitant and says that if MC can defeat him in battle, he'll accept their help.

Type Specialty: Bug

Team:

Pinsir

Scizor

Yanmega

Araquanid

Golisopod

Centiskorch

Forth Gym: Belphegor

MC has to find clues as to where Belphegor is. They eventually catch signs that Team Celestial is up to something. They go to an abandoned tower just outside of town. When they climb to the top they find Belphie locked up. Just as they're about to set him free, Simeon and Luke show up.

Simeon battles MC but is quickly defeated. They drop the key to Belphie's cell as they retreat. MC unlocks the cell but is attacked by Belphie who thinks MC is a part of Team Celestial - he somehow napped through the whole battle with Simeon. MC is not able to get their Pokemon out in time and thinks that this is it. Just before one of Belphie's pokemon attacks, Mammon and Solomon show up. They stop Belphie from attacking and explain the situation. Belphie apologizes and tells MC if they want the badge, they'll have to battle him at the gym.

Type Specialty: Psychic

Team:

Hypno

Sloking

Lunatone

Musharna

Malamar

Meowstic

Fifth Gym: Satan

MC finds that Satan's gym is more of a giant library. There are books everywhere that he's collected over the years. He's very proud of it and explains it's taken him a while to collect everything.

Just as MC and Satan are about to start a battle, a fire starts just outside of his gym. Satan rushes out in horror, thinking that his collection of priceless knowledge is going to burn. He's angry and demanding to know who started the fire while help is on the way. That's when he spots Simeon and Luke nearby. They're arguing with two other figures. Satan runs over but is quickly subdued by the two Luke and Simeon are with. MC runs over to try and help Satan.

Before MC can make out who the two mysterious figures are, they tell Luke and Simeon to take care of things and disappear. Luke and Simeon are hesitant, but battle against MC at the same time. MC handles them alone in a double battle. When MC wins, Luke and Simeon apologize, saying this should have never happened and run off. Leviathan shows up and puts out the fire before Satan wakes up.

Satan informs MC that he has no idea what happened when the two Team Celestial admins attacked him. They didn't even wait for him to bring out his Pokemon. He tells MC that they need to be careful. He hopes that his battle with MC will help them grow stronger.

Specialty Type: Cats?

Team:

Pursian

Absol

Delcatty

Liepard

Pyroar

Luxray

Sixth Gym: Asmodeus

Asmo has already heard a lot about MC from his brothers. He's so excited to meet them that when he finally sees them he drags them off to a nearby cafe for a date. He wants to know all of the juicy details about them. He'll be sure to take several selfies with them to send to his brothers to see their reactions.

When they're heading back to his gym after the date, they run into Solomon. He's not happy seeing Asmo holding MC's hand. He asks to battle MC right then and there.

When he loses, he tells MC what's been happening with Team Celestial. He informs MC that both Simeon and Luke managed to get out, but now Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are getting involved. He begs MC that if they were to run into either Admins that they need to get out of there immediately. He doesn't know what he would do if something were to happen to them. MC tells him that they can't promise that they would, if someone needs help, they're going to help. Solomon knows that, that's why he loves them. He stays for Asmo's match but disappears before MC can celebrate with him.

Specialty Type: Grass/Poison

Team:

Roserade

Salazzle

Bellossom

Lilligant

Tsareena

Eldegoss

Seventh Gym: Luke

The gym is also a cafe. When MC walks in, they're surprised to see Luke there. Luke apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused for them and hopes that they can forgive him. He didn't realize that the people here were so wonderful and he ended up hurting them.

MC forgives them and Luke asks to battle them once more, not as enemies, but as friends. When MC wins, Luke congratulates them and tells them he wishes them the best of luck on their journey. He tells MC that Simeon has also worked on making amends and that MC will likely see him in the future.

Before MC leaves, Barbatos enters and introduces himself. He says that Luke is now his apprentice in baking, but not in Pokemon battles. That is something that is reserved for someone that is truly deserving of it. There's a brief moment where MC questions if they saw a Hoopa near Barbatos, but shakes it off.

Type Specialty: Fairy

Team:

Clefable

Granbull

Slurpuff

Sylveon

Mimikyu

Alcremie

Eighth Gym: Leviathan

When MC enters the gym, Leviathan becomes very flustered. He apologizes that he didn't really introduce himself the last time they've met. MC says it's okay and that the fire and Satan were more important. Levi feels like he's going to die as he realizes that MC does in fact remember him.

He tells MC he's admired them, no wait, their progress! Their battles, that's it! He's watched how they've battled his brothers and Team Celestial. He's jealous of their bravery but hopes he'll be able to give them a good battle.

Specialty Type: Water

Team:

Milotic

Gyarados

Swampert

Quagsire

Kingdra

Dragonaire

When MC leaves Levi's gym, they get a call from Solomon. He apologizes and says he was trying to protect them, but he may have taken on too much. He's battling Admin Raphael. He doesn't know where Admin Michael is. He tells MC his location before the line goes dead.

MC flies off quickly and ends up at Team Celestial's headquarters. Simeon and Luke are already there battling against grunts. They tell MC to hurry inside but to be careful.

MC goes through what seems to be an army of grunts. They almost overwhelm them until all of the brothers appear to fight them off. Per Lucifer's direction, MC runs off to find Solomon. They walk into a room where Solomon's unconscious. The door slams shut behind MC. Admin Raphael was waiting for them. He tells them that they've been in the way long enough and he's planning on eliminating them.

MC gets their pokemon out just in time as Raphael was planning on just attacking them. MC defeats him and he's outraged, but flees. Solomon wakes up. He informs MC that Team Celestial is planning on starting an all-out war this region. He tells MC that they need to stop Michael before it's too late. Of course, MC does defeat him.

Diavolo and Barbatos are waiting outside of the headquarters, both are relatively calm. It's hinted that Barbatos knew what was going to happen. MC comes out and Diavolo thanks them for their courage. He informs them that he's looking forward to battling them.

Elite Four

First: Simeon

Simeon apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused MC. He vows to try and mend relations between his region and this one. He's thankful that the Champion has allowed him and Luke to stay here. He hopes that this battle will be as friends and not as enemies.

Specialty Type: Ice

Team:

Dewgong

Lapras

Glaceon

Vanilluxe

Aurorus

Frosmoth

Second: Mammon

Mammon asks if MC's surprised to see him. He tells MC that after their first battle, he's worked hard to be someone MC could be proud of. He knows he won't be able to beat them, but he hopes it's a memorable battle.

Specialty Type: Dark

Team:

Alolan Pursian

Umbreon

Hydreigon

Honchkrow

Thievul

Crobat

Third: Lucifer

Lucifer tells MC that he's very proud of them. He knew he picked the right trainer to take on this challenge. He wants to see just how much they've grown.

Specialty Type: Flying

Team:

Corviknight

Talonflame

Noivern

Talonflame

Skarmory

Salamance

Forth: Barbatos

Barbatos keeps things pretty short. He thanks them for helping keep Devildom safe, but he had no doubt that they would succeed. He's watched over their path and has ensured that things worked out for the best. What? There's a hack that if certain events happen, Dragapult is replaced with Hoopa.

Specialty Type: Ghost

Team:

Aegislash

Polteageist

Dragapult

Gengar

Galarian Corsola

Chandelure

Champion: Diavolo

Diavolo admits that he's been keeping a close eye on their progress since Lucifer picked them. He's admired how much he's bonded with everyone and is admittedly jealous. He promises he'll work on improving the relations with the other regions.

Specialty Type: Dragon/Fire

Team:

Garchomp

Turtonator

Haxorus

Houndoom

Charizard

Tyrantrum

hey hey! did you know the obey me subreddit made a demon voucher (and later sheep mc) on r/place?

super cool how our something obey me related is there out of the thousands of pixel artworks on there!

if you don’t know what r/place is, it’s a subreddit that happens on april fools day where everyone has access to this giant pixel canvas! if you want to create something there, it’s best to work together with a group!! shoutout to the peeps who made these!!

good soup 👌