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The elf from Rudolf is Twink representation

BABY LUKE GROWN UP AAAAAA THE ARTWORK IS AMAZING

(I believe by @ObAngye from twitter)

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

Reblog this if you think boys can wear skirts.

Just for my own curiosity. 

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

More Boys as Cats HCs

James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.

James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.

Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.

Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.

Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.

When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:

James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.

Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.

Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.

James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.

Okay okay. If we can't get a detailed description if then eating it, can we at least see their reaction to the boxes? Please :3

Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh I guuuueeessss 😏

James cocks a brow when he examines his box. It looks fancy, whatever it is. An expensive gift from Mika, perhaps? An admirer?Then he opens it, and his eyes bulge.

Erik, too, examines his box with a quizzical knot in his brow, though he’s smiling. Surely it’s something decadent from a fan. He has many, after all. If his name is on it, then it must be something personalized.Erik opens his box and it takes him a moment to fully process and piece together what he’s seeing. A chocolate dick. Sweet Satan. It’s his dick isn’t it. It is. How was this made? Erik catches himself suppressing laughter. He could think of someone to give this to…

Sam doesn’t show it but he kinda feels bad that someone got him something this fancy-looking. He’s not the type who can appreciate fancy-looking shit. That’s James’ whole schtick. He hopes it’s something he can actually use.When he opens it, he sees it in all its green phallic glory for all of a second before dead-ass dropping it on the ground and walking away, looking like a man who has been dead inside for years. And yes, the candy-coated chocolate cock cracked when it hit the ground.

Matthew is bristling and bouncing on his heels as he opens his. Someone got him something nice! Someone spent money on him! He bets its gonna be something great. He doesn’t know what, but it’s gotta be! It has his name on it! There’s gold! By sheer virtue of it being a gift it’s great of course, but now he’s dying to see—Holy Shit It’s A Penis. Made Out Of Chocolate. Oh Beelz It’s His Penis. That… that’s his penis sculpted in chocolate holy shit that’s GREAT!!!! He’s gonna get the tallest glass of milk he can pour; this bad boy isn’t lasting a day.

Damien doesn’t remember hearing anyone drop them off, and he can already hear that it isn’t from Mika. What could this be? It’s in black and gold which is… a bit of a mixed message. Commoner and Crown Prince colors. Strange…He cautiously lifts the lid. And slams it shut, hunching in on himself and spewing a laugh through his teeth like an elephant, eyes frantic in his incredulity. Damien actually lowers to his knee and covers his face with an arm, wheezing, turning pink in the face. Eventually he scrambles for his phone and takes a picture for his snapchat. -Spit-roast for the sweet-tooth.-

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