Friendship Is Magic

hey hey! did you know the obey me subreddit made a demon voucher (and later sheep mc) on r/place?

super cool how our something obey me related is there out of the thousands of pixel artworks on there!

if you don’t know what r/place is, it’s a subreddit that happens on april fools day where everyone has access to this giant pixel canvas! if you want to create something there, it’s best to work together with a group!! shoutout to the peeps who made these!!

Everyone knows a supernatural high schooler needs a silly normal sidekick to go on adventures with them. But as the only “normal” kid in a school full of superheroes, wizards, vampires, etc. you’ve finally had enough being everyone’s comic relief.

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

Jeff I swear i will hack into your pofile and change your URL myself.

-Sir, you have a bladder infection.

-What’s that?

-Urine trouble, sir.

Valentines! But they're worms :)

DO NOT REPOST

Reblogs are cool though :)

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

Blease look at my very angry baby

Merry Merry Merrry Merry Christmas

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Owo He-hewwo? *puts my toesies into the mansion* Is anywun home? ovO I... I heawd dat dis is whewe I wook fow *sweats loudly* fow de no-no sticks. *slips into the mansion* *wiggles tail suggestively* OnO I suwe hope no one yiffs my widdle tailhole!

I’m. Calling the police. The cops, the fuzz, I’m waving at the government agent watching through my computer camera and begging for help. I’m dead, I’m dying, actively, there are snakes manifesting physically in my h

You know when I was playing the Sam vs James extra I was half expecting sam to say " OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A CARBON COPY OF HER FUCKING FATHER!" Cause honestly there is nothing James could say to top that

God I’d have been so alive if he’d gone there. I fuckin’ wish. He never would for meta reasons but it would have made the rest of the thing worth it.