Elon Musk Lands On Mars And Steps Out Of His Spaceship

I like how they teased Raphael during the whole of S3 and built him up to be this strict, condescending asshole and I mean he is but he's also

just

so

fucking

pathetic

(affectionate)

He's a ratty wet kitten you find in the rain. There's shelter all around you. There's no reason for this kitten to be wet. He's just sitting out in the open crying. You take him home because you're not a monster but you know you could have been taking a completely dry kitten home. There was no reason at all for him to sit in the middle of the sidewalk during a storm and cry except for the fact that the second the first drop of drizzle fell on him he plopped down and started wailing. That's the energy Raphael gives.

Hey damien, how are you and your fish doing?

He blinks a bit. “I.... don’t have? Fish? I have birds!”

Sbuby, his jet-black and red cockatiel lands on his shoulder with an inhuman shriek. Damien chuckles and gives him a scritchie.

reblog if Seduce Me The Otome has taken over your life

Let’s see a raise of hands 

at least it’s not vorw

Little did you know he wishes to be a true cinnamon roll then he can live out his dream of being gobbled up by his lover fuck fuck hecking shit that hurt me to write

How do you not remember that was so funny!

Remember when I said demons swam in lava

man was I high or what

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

You can only reblog this today.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Reblog if you would love someone with

Depression

Anxiety

Suicidal thoughts

Scars

Self hate

Body mobifications (piercings, tattoos, etc)

Eating disorder

PTSD

OCD

Or anything else that society sees as “bad” or “unworthy of love” because everybody matters and needs love

Hey Malix, do you know what Fucker IS?

His smarmy smile doesn’t waver around his toothpick but his brow furrows up. He shrugs.

“Should a guy care? Look at ‘im!”

Fucker looks only into the void of the unknowable.

“I love the little guy!”