Hey Kid You Want A Job?

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

Infinity Nikki Codes For January 2025

Infinity Nikki codes for January 2025

Infinity Nikki is here and below you'll find all of the currently active Infinity Nikki codes:

PEARFECTGUIDES - 10 Shining Particles and 15,000 Bling NEW

NIKKIXWEBTOON - 50 Threads of Purity and 15,000 Bling NEW

INGIFT1205 - 50 Threads of Purity and 15,000 Bling

And here's some more international codes that we suggest you redeem on PC or mobile, by copy and pasting:

ニキプレゼント1205 - 50 Shiny Bubbles and 15,000 Bling NEW

おめでとう - 50 Threads of Purity and 15,000 Bling NEW

リリース - 10 Shining Particles and 15,000 Bling NEW

インフィニティニキ - 50 Shiny Bubbles and 15,000 Bling NEW

無限暖暖公測開啟 - 50 Shiny Bubbles and 15,000k Bling

無限暖暖公測FB社團限定 - 10 Shining Particles and 15,000 Bling

インフィニキDISCORD - 50 Threads of Purity and 15,000 Bling

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sinnerspoem

3 months ago

WAKE THE FUCK UP, TRIBE NINE FANS, THE ANIME IS FREE ON YOUTUBE!

Ep 01 has been on YouTube for a bit and will still remain there. However, the English translation and the other episodes will be on there for a short time.

Here's the link for Ep 01. Go watch the rest as they come out; it's fire. As of posting, Ep 05 just dropped today.

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sinnerspoem

1 month ago

Ao3 campaign filling up in a blink of an eye is a joke

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sinnerspoem

1 month ago

mohammed has asked me to make a new post to support his campaign. this is a campaign that 27 extended family members must live off. mohammed's sister is pregnant and malnourished, and needs a daily heparin injection that the family are struggling to cover with how slow the donations have been. additionally, multiple other family members are suffering severe burns, respiratory & skin infections, a bullet wound, and other injuries. with rumours that rafah will reopen soon, mohammed wants to get his most vulnerable family members evacuated, but the campaign is moving so slowly they're not even covering minimum daily expenses right now. they're verified here.