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Denmark stands up to Russia.
Denmark stands up to MAGA fascists regarding Greenland.
Be like Denmark.
Appallingly, MAGA and Putin are the same threat to our allies.
With or without American help. Europe will stop Russia.
We can impeach Trump if we win back the house and senate. Start talking about voting.
Register in advanced.
If you know someone who doesn’t vote, start showing them exactly what Trump has done, show them how American Citizens are being deported.
Show them how people who came to America on vacation are being deported.
Show them how Trump has been destroying the stock market.
Show them everything you can and remind them that they may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in them and doesn’t give a damn about consent when it comes to fucking people over.
If you are married and took your spouse’s name, go to the court you got your certificate from and get every last drop of paperwork you can to prove your identity. This also goes for if you are trans, I’m sorry but it’s unfortunately necessary.
You need as much information as possible. It may be exhausting but it’s needed. Get your passport, get your license, get your SSN card. Get as much as possible to prove who you are.
Be prepared.
Make this shit so big Hiroshima will look like a bee sting.
Let’s destroy the Republican Party’s fascist movement before it destroys us.
Respect
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