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My predictions for who the two new hermits will be:

Skizzleman and TheMythicalSausage - this one's pretty much the safest guess. They've both worked with multiple hermits before

SmallishBeans and LDShadowLady - This one's another obvious one. I think their dynamic would make the server even more chaotic

Stampylongnose and Squaishey - These two are much less likely to join, but I'd be interested to see what they'd do on the Hermitcraft server

GoodTimesWithScar and Mumbo Jumbo - It's a pretty safe decision to add them as new members, considering they're already on the server

HBomb94 and CoughingBaby94 - HBomb is already friends with multiple hermits, and these two are basically a package deal

Iilluminaughtii and James Somerton - It's not like they have anything better to do

Two additional, smaller Grians - They can follow Regular-Sized Grian around and crack jokes

Two random dudes who have never played Minecraft before - It would be nice to give the smaller creators a spotlight

Every member of Quackity SMP fused into two giant flesh abominations - This could be an exciting way to bring the whole mcyt fandom together like never before

Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg - Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait

Nebraska Man and Piltdown Man - Don't let the fact that they're well-known archaeological hoaxes fool you, these two are accomplished builders and redstoners, and they'd fit in well with the current server members

Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl - It would be interesting to see what fun new dynamics two primordial Aztec creation deities bring to the server

The human personification of existential dread and fear of the inevitable passing of time and Martyn InTheLittleWood - both are familiar faces in the Hermitcraft community, and it's only a matter of time before they properly become hermits

Reblog if one of these bitches (affectionate) has consumed your life at some point.

Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque

soup reblogh mk2

happy autism awareness day (deltarune and silksong announcement)

YES

Since everyone kept saying Alador was Laios coded on that last post

You were created by humans to protect. They died, so you continued to protect—protect everything they hold dear. You rest in the corners of hell that make mockeries of their holy places and tell yourself that you, you are the last bastion of everything they held dear. You are more than a machine, you fight like man—with honor—as you still bow before the thing that claims to be you. It fights like a dog, and you flee. You can't bring yourself to go back and see what has become of the temple.

You have a new purpose now. If it seeks to destroy, you will give it destruction. You use everything that humanity taught you to create, study the curvatures of their statues to weld together a new arm out of the remains of a sentry you mangled (what a worthless, worthless warmachine—knowing nothing but itself) resembling their own. You settle, once again, in a faux temple—this one of golden stone—and you wait.

It arrives. Of course it does. And you rend it apart. Piece by bloody piece. You take apart everything that you hate, hate, hate. It takes until your chest is dented in for the red haze in your vision to clear, to realize the scrap lining the floor is your own.

So you flee. Not in cowardice—you are not human enough for cowardice, you have always known this—but for the most mechanical thought of self-preservation. You flee and it follows, and some sinking feeling knows that the only thing the two of you feel is hunger.

You were never human, nor did you truly seek to protect anything but yourself. You will never know peace, for you were nothing more than a leftover of war.

It hardly matters. You were created by humans to die—and you die like the machine you are.

sashanne

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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