⁉️🔸🏖 - ❝ They Don’t Call Me The Eel For Nothin’ ❞

thinking about that one group image where jezaille thought that instead of posing she would continue whispering in his ear

at least the swan is looking at the camera. how polite.

jezaille: "psst. hey, inspector. I have something racist to say."

i just freaking read Agent Apless as Agent Ape-less.

guys the agent lacks apes. we gotta get him some apes.

but seriously, i thought he was agent apples with two s’s but i guess not

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit?usp=sharing

HERE IS THE GOOGLE DOC WHERE I WORK ON DECIPHERING THE CODE IN PARADOX DETECTED

(and to people who follow me for tf2 content, don’t worry! it’ll be back as soon as I finish this)

happy birthday to me…..

My birthday was on Easter this year, and the next time that’ll happen is in 2033. I am older now. I am less mature than before. God help me.

uuuuuuu dialtown sona/self insert/datable oc

im gonna be honest half her gimmick is having a lamp head and saying “I hope I lit up your day!” shortly before having a mental breakdown

puss in boots: the last wish has been eating at me for a lil bit, so have the funky brain idea. In the lyrics for “Fearless Hero (Hero Version)” it goes through multiple lines of Puss asking questions about himself four times and a chorus responds with “You are”. Here, it goes like this the second time around.

“Who is ready for trouble? (You are, you are) Who is unbelievably humble? (You are, you are) Who’s never been touched by a blade? (You are, you are)”

I’ll stop it here because the last line is what I’m interested in. Unlike the previous two lines, the chorus response doesn’t line up with the question. I mean, responding to “Who’s never been touched by a blade?” with “You are?” Weird. This could just be written off as a part of how the song goes, but I digress.

Because, and this is where the spoilers kick in slightly so if you don’t want those don’t keep reading; he is touched by a blade. The chorus can’t answer him accurately because he has been touched by a blade, and answering correctly would contradict the plot of the movie.

If you’re attentive, you would’ve been wondering “What about the fourth line of the chorus, Sircle?” Well, the fourth line goes like this.

“Puss in Boots is never afraid! (You are, you are)”

Interesting, right? Puss declares that he’s “never afraid”, and the chorus responds with “you are.” This one they answer, loud and clear. Puss in Boots is afraid, contradictory to his claim. This isn’t a question Puss asks, it’s a lie. (You are afraid, you are lying)

anyways uh. back to your regular schedule of ace attorney.

spy had to teach pyro the benefit of small fires since one time when spy asked pyro to help him light a cigarette they just burned off spy’s hand. one trip to respawn later spy finds pyro again and shows them how to light a cigarette with a LIGHTER and not a flamethrower. 

pyro just stared at the lighter and grabbed it. then they started waving it around like a magic wand and gently tapping on everyone’s heads with it because oh my gosh it was a mini flamethrower.

spy didn’t have the heart to take the lighter back.

hosonaga discord quote dump that have no context

(case 1-1 and 1-2 spoilers)

I've been seeing a lot of the picture of the poor woman who has inadvertently become the face of the Glasgow Willy Wonka event. Can we start passing this one around, where she's working admirably to give the kids there a good experience in spite of the hideously under-delivered one-jellybean-per-child shitshow?

Credit to @ForeverElSanto

Like if I had someone taking pictures of me on the clock at a customer-facing event, I'd hope they'd use the one showing me where I was, yknow, working, instead of on my break staring through the walls in disbelief at the state of things.