Me: Hey mom, aren't you excited to be a grammie one day?
Mom: *drinks more wine*
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.
Time interviewed Nicki Minaj as part of their ‘100 Most Influential People’ list. She dropped wisdom on black culture, equal pay, and being a mogul — and praised one collaborator who always brings the power: “Whenever I do something with her, I can feel the impact online and in the venue.”
brain: you're fine, calm, relaxed
body: WWEEOW WEEO WEOEW EERRN EERRN EERRN *everybody panic everybody panic*
brain: ...ok i'll check in later byyyyye
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
More high schools across the country are beginning to introduce policies that would allow pets to earn a honorary diploma if they attend classes throughout the semester.
#MasulinitySoFragile speaks the truth