I See Your Aziraphale Adopts Miles Maitland And I Give You

okay but why am i laughing at the idea of crowley and aziraphale going for tea with newt and anathema post Armageddon’t and desperately trying to maintain their cover as Normal Human Beings™ in anathema’s aggressively demon-proofed house

she starts laying out candles at one point and they’re like ooh whatcha doing and she goes “oh, it’s just my afternoon ritual to cleanse this homestead of demonic entities” 

and crowley is just like “cool! i have to leave now for unrelated reasons”

My 8 year old self:

lol I feel like an idiot I misstaken “half siblings” to “step siblings” fuck do I need someone to proofread my sh#t XD

HTTYD 3 Theory

OK HEAR ME OUT:

We all know the Light Fury is a potential mate for Toothless and all the 'Hiccup-teaches-Toothless-to-flirt' thing will happen, but what he doesn't have to because of Grimdel.

Maybe he force the Light Fury to lure Toothless away from Hiccup. He did this so he can repopulate the species but have them to himself, to have an army of Night and Light Furies attack on his command.

And that's when Hiccup and the gang comes in, we still have those Hiccstrid moments and other ones, they will help Toothless AND the Light Fury out of Grimdel grasp.

*EPIC BATTLE SCENES*

And the final part is when Toothless make his decision if he wants to stay with Hiccup or with Light. And he did make his decision, by convincing the Light Fury to stat with them. If she agreed that's a win win; If not... then... booo😂😂 BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY...

A FILM THEORY

Oh and maybe there will be a wedding or proposal of Hiccstrid, I hope...

Things I’m glad the Good Omens TV show gave us

-A full 2 minute theme song with a rock ‘n roll guitar version

-A script written by Neil Gaiman the Nocturnal Man™️ himself

-Michael Sheen aka the biggest Aziraphale/Crowley shipper ever to walk the surface of this Earth

-David Tennant aka Hips for Days™️

-YOU’LLLLL BELIEVE GOOOOOD IS A WOOOOOOMAN

-Michael Sheen dancing the gavotte (and david’s terrible disco omg)

-“We can go off together” and the sequel “We can run away together”

-The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a couple and the zero (0) times they corrected them

-Crowley making a dramatic gay exit from the flaming remains of Aziraphale’s bookshop while “Somebody to Love” blasts in the background

-Queen Queen so much Queen

-Crowley sobbing over aziraphale while wasted in a bar (“I lost my best friend”)

-“Uh... Okay, so, uh... in the beginning, in the Garden, there was.... Well, he was a... wily old serpent, and I was.. technically on apple tree duty...” aka one of the most Married™️ scenes in Good Omens

-When Crowley stopped time simply because Aziraphale threatened to never talk to him again (mAn that scene was gOrgEOus omfG)

-A Benedryl Cambersnatch cameo

-Having a defined gender????? Don’t know her (@ Crowley, Pollution, Beelzebub, the Angels, ect)

-The body swap

-“To the world” aka the SOFTEST scene go ahead and @ me on this one

-Tori Amos with “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square”

This^

I love when u love the villain but also don't excuse their actions so you're just "ah yes bastard burn in hell also I love you"

GAY RIGHTS!

(video credit to @glitteryloser on twitter)

Crowley and Aziraphale: As old as the human race, a literal demon from hell and angel from heaven, could smite you with a word, beyond powerful beings, feared by their own kind-

Us:

captain jack sparrow is just tony stark on another plane of existence

Why do I hear my grandma saying this!?!?!