The Ice War On Europa...

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

why does mydad look armenian

bitches be like i love reflection and reevaluation

5 minutes later: continues the cycle

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

My parents think my response to when a women asked me the following question question is why stopped being pursued in my Catholic community. It was a lighthearted discussion but maybe they are right lol. Although every single happily Godly married couple who I asked this question to (seperately from each other) has given the same response, my parents included.

So, the question:

No nuance button because nuances is already baked in. We are assuming both spouses are able to make a sandwich (nobody is in a full-body cast or had brain cancer or whatever).

AND NO NASTINESS

i was baptized by proxy (mom pregnant; said it's good enough to get into heaven by technicality) in a catholic church and have never been in one since as far as memory serves so i think of the entire catholic population of the earth i have the Lowest chance of being pope but i think they should pick me specifically because of that. outside perspectives yknow

initial ‘R’

chansonnier, Bruges 1542

Cambrai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 125B fol. 133v