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The four of us don’t need luck. We’re the Best Friends Squad.

Bonus:

This is absolutely gorgeous

“Crowley? Crowley, it’s time to wake up.”

Crowley heard the familiar voice calling him, but didn’t quite want to open his eyes yet. He had the distinct impression that he’d been having a lovely dream, and even now the echo of a nearly forgotten melody played in his head. Soft breeze brushed his cheek, lifting the hair from off his forehead.

“Crowley, you’re safe now. Please, I need to see you open your eyes.”

It was a voice he could never resist, and so he forced his eyes open.

He was greeted with the light of thousands of stars, covering his body, and emitting a warm luminescence that caused the face of the angel bending over him to glow. Crowley was tucked safely into Aziraphale’s arms, the angel’s wings curled around him, those, too, decorated with starlight.

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So, in my art history class today, my professor was talking about something that is so fuckin awesome.

These are warrior shields from the Wahgi people of Papua New Guinea. The warriors paint them with imagery meant to symbolize animals who have traits they wish to embody in battle. These depictions are intended to give the person using it the powers of what they’re depicting.

Now. Look at this Wahgi shield:

Hmm. That looks a bit different from the others.

That looks VERY different. Why, it looks like

The Phantom… American comic book character by Lee Falk. And that’s because it is.

The Wahgi people were isolated from the rest of the “modern” world until 1933. They came into contact with WWII service men who shared some aspects of western culture with the tribesmen. In particular, they showed them the comic books they read while shipped out. The Wahgi loved them. In particular, the Wahgi adored the stories of the Phantom, who wasn’t even particularly popular in its home of America.

He is so popular that the few Wahgi who can read english will read the comics out loud in the village center and hold out the pages for everyone to see, so the whole tripe can enjoy them and marvel at the Phantom’s might in battle.

They identify with the Phantom because he came from a jungle territory, like them, wore a mask to fight, like them, and came from a long line of warriors, which the Wahgi, who worshiped their ancestors, deeply respected. Further, despite not really having superpowers, the Phantom is strong, clever, and incredibly fast. He was so fast that his enemies began to believe that he was impervious to bullets and could not be killed.

Therefore, the Wahgi began painting HIM on their shields to invoke HIS abilities in battle. There are TONS of Phantom-Wahgi shields out there.

So, you might think that you’re huge comic book fan, but the Wahgi have taken their Phantom fandom to the next level and have made the Phantom a fucking talisman to carry into battle for strength.

tony stark + tropes (part 1)

Yeyeyeyyssss

Why are you looking so worried?

X-statiX characters that would actually work in normal X-men/other team comics?

Probably Orphan/Mister Sensitive since he’s a little less murder-y and bit more introspective than the rest of his team. Plus, he fought Tony Stark once! Naked, even.

When did Johnny Storm learn Spider-man's secret I'D?

I’m not sure how in canon it is, but the Spider-Man/Human Torch miniseries placed it during a hostage situation during that all too brief period when Peter was a high school teacher.

That miniseries is called I’m With Stupid and it is a thing of beauty.

Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit.

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2019)

STEVE ROGERS + SWEAR WORDS

Everybody wants a happy ending, right?But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back… It’s in celebration. I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back. And something like a normal version of the planet has been restored. If there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me 10 years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone to this extent, I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on, who knew? The epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I’d probably better record a little greeting in the case of an untimely death. On my part. Not that death at any time isn’t untimely. This time travel thing that we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. That’s the thing. Then again, that’s the hero gig, right? Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything is gonna work out exactly the way it’s supposed to. I love you 3,000.

TONY STARK’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ↳ Requested by @aparnasworld

Thank you, Tony Stark!

ONE YEAR of AVENGERS: ENDGAME

Avengers World ( Spencer & Hickman, Caselli )

Yo,my dad was on a hike and walked straight into one of these things. It was on his face and everything. My uncle and him took pictures of it afterwards and it looked like it was smiling.

Those things are definitely nightmare fuel dipped in yellow paint.

[Caption start]

*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.

So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.

As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um… *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!

By now you’re probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don’t just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.

Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!

So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.

*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call ‘em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.

*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!

WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-

IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!

THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET’S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!

*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN’T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[Caption End]

I didn't realize we did, my TV still has buttons

Art by Eevien Tan

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns

Storm’s Top 10 Costumes!

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

The joke started with: “Nightcrawler, what do your Elf eyes see?” and just sorta got away from me after that.

X-Men: Evolution tho

I feel like people are forgetting how great this show is so I want to remind you all that:

Mystique was literally every new character and every other villain

I’m not kidding. New student? Mystique.The principal? Mystique. That Scottish punk rocker? Mystique.

That bird? Also Mystique. If someone is not a main character then they are Mystique.

Sometimes if someone is a main character they are still Mystique, like the episode where it turns out that Professor X was Mystique for the whole season

Magneto menacingly twirls paperclips in the air in like half the scenes

Magneto refuses to stand and instead floats at all times, even if it’s just an inch above the ground

Magneto is only shown as a helmet hiding in the shadows for the entire first season

Storm is boss as hell and was worshiped as a goddess when she was younger

There was an episode where all of the girls lowkey started a gang and tore shit up and kicked the asses of villains more effectively than the entire X-team did for the whole series???

Wolverine and Sabretooth fought every time they saw each other. In the mall? On top of a parking garage? While on motorcyles? Fight WITH THE MOTORCYCLES? Like they could literally smell one another miles away and they would run through the whole city just to fight one another, it’s ridiculous

The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants crashed a high school soccer game once

Everyone in the Brotherhood is a sassy asshole and I love it, esp Quicksilver

Professor X is completely unfit to supervise children but people keep giving him their children to supervise

Including his own son, whom he, predictably, also failed to supervise

There was an episode where hunters caught Beast because they thought he was Bigfoot

Right before Jean was going to confess her ~feelings~ to Scott Mystique fucking kidnaps him and throws him to wolves in the desert lol. Professor X also refused to believe another fucking telepath when she said Scott was in danger

One of the characters joins a cabal of sewer mutants after he is disfigured by drinking soda that functions as mutant poison

Magneto had some secret headquarters at a ski resort

Blob knows how to make radish roses

The show is surprisingly positive and has great female characters and also some really good commentary about marginalized groups???

It’s also really true to the comics and does a lot of great side characters justice

Wolverine is like two feet tall in the show, just like in the comics, he’s a great angry munchkin tbh

I’m speechless lol