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i asked who his parents are, i know we aren't going to get that lore but its worth a shot

HEY GUYS IF YOU WANNA GO ASK THE GREAT PAPYRUS A QUESTION!!! (image is a link to the tweet)

me to me

Dick: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jason: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

humanhater96?

hey. since autism speake is on tiktok send me stuff to send to them. anything will do. or send it yourself, lets drive them insane

an actual interaction of a.s frisk and guard.

a.s frisk, laying on the floor staring at the ceiling: i just inhaled an entire can of febreze and i am trippy balls right now.

guard: oh my stars, why would you do that??

a.s frisk, trying to stand up: better question is why am i still alive?

will do. that mfer deserves it for putting me in a flesh sack on this stupid planet against my will!

hi! i decided to do mentha's facial expressions. also more facts after the pictures.

mentha is banned from some aus. these aus include

Undernovela -permanent

dancefell- permanent until further notice

felltale- permanent

candytale - permanent

the doodle sphere (that is temporary however.. its only for 3 years, also i am aware its not an au but as its linked with ink, an alternate version of sans... im classing as an au).

dolltale - permanent untill further notice

sixbones - temporary/ untill they get therapy..

horrorswap -permanent..

horrorlust- permanent

more bans will probably happen in the future.

mentha's pranks are mostly harmless.. mostly, a few have ended poorly.. in the two horror bans he thought that leaving Laxitve lased food would be a fun joke.. it was not.

mentha actually likes hanging out with papyruses, especially since he has only really been around different kinds of sanses. although sweettale papyrus, his uncle, will always be his favorite papyrus.

mentha will just stare off into nothing, often facing people. sometimes intentional and other times not.

mentha is 15 years old, but they tend to act older then they are.. especially to help separate potential fights or arguments among their siblings.

mentha's secondary obsession is souvenirs. they want to have at least one thing from any au they visit. and it has to represent that au. their favorite so far is from horrorlust, its grillby's sign(another reason they were banned..). =)

mentha's sometimes will make animal sounds to communicate just because its fun to see others reactions.. they especially like to confuse their dads, Flare and Mint. but Error is fun to watch react. mentha's most common noise is hissing (more common and involuntary when upset or uncomfortable).

mentha drinks straight up milk. sometimes mixing it to freak others out.. even if the mixture takes gross, like monster energy and milk. -999/10 will never do it again.

the have stolen things that aren't blankets or things the plan on keeping. these things are often returned with the person is no longer looking for them. like stretch's smokes, Error's chocolate, classic papyrus' gloves, any frisk's shoes.

mint is by @hheisa

flare is by @melaton1nx

mentha by me.

"i picked them up at your mom's house after screwing your dad. now are you going to take it and give me my money or revenge on someone i hate or what?"

“Look,” said the demon. “This is the 13th time you’ve summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you’re getting all these souls.”

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

thank you!

i made them strawberry themed because know in sweettale monsters are based of candys they embody and flare likes strawberries.. so that manifested into the their appearance.

i probably should have added before the original post that, depending on what the person doing it prefers, when licked they can taste like strawberries or mint.. or in a few extremely rare cases something that isn't even a candy or sweet, like mustered. Mentha doesn't like being licked though.

hello! this is a ship child of mint and flare!.

Mentha, the first part of Mentha spicata subsp. citrata which is a strawberry mint.

(i wish i could make them digitally but my phone screen and my patience is too small for that)

they indeed does have a strawberry and scoop of ice cream. there is a strawberry sause that mixes with the ice cream (idk what flavor to have it..). the strawBerry's leaves are similar to their dad, flare's fire. however they dont grow insize and its hard to tell unless your actually looking.

they prefer their long sleeved hoodie, that has fake plastic claws on them. it can change its words kinda like fresh sans' (who Mentha actually enjoys messing with. ) but unlike fresh swear words will appear like "fuck", " fuck yeah!", "fuck no!", "...shit".. often when they are in trouble, think of a bad, but funny plan or hears someone else say a dangerous plan.

Mentha prefers they/them/theirs or it/its but will use he/him/his for people who dont know how to use his prefered ones.

Mentha, dispite pulling pranks and liking to cause trouble, hates confrontation. hence them having separate pronouns for those who dont know how to use their preferred ones.

they dont speak much. their sentences tend to be short and to the point.

they struggle with regulating their empathy. what i mean is that they'll be unable to comfort you over a dead family member or a break up but will be sobbing with you over your dead pet, missing stuffed animal, or anything small.

blanket horder. you better hide your blankets when they aren't in use, they will jump aus just to stell a blanket.

can stay in the anti void but its too white so expect them to be making a blanket fort or near any source of colour, like error's bean bag...

mint belongs to @hheisa

flare belongs to @melaton1nx

hello! this is a ship child of mint and flare!.

Mentha, the first part of Mentha spicata subsp. citrata which is a strawberry mint.

(i wish i could make them digitally but my phone screen and my patience is too small for that)

they indeed does have a strawberry and scoop of ice cream. there is a strawberry sause that mixes with the ice cream (idk what flavor to have it..). the strawBerry's leaves are similar to their dad, flare's fire. however they dont grow insize and its hard to tell unless your actually looking.

they prefer their long sleeved hoodie, that has fake plastic claws on them. it can change its words kinda like fresh sans' (who Mentha actually enjoys messing with. ) but unlike fresh swear words will appear like "fuck", " fuck yeah!", "fuck no!", "...shit".. often when they are in trouble, think of a bad, but funny plan or hears someone else say a dangerous plan.

Mentha prefers they/them/theirs or it/its but will use he/him/his for people who dont know how to use his prefered ones.

Mentha, dispite pulling pranks and liking to cause trouble, hates confrontation. hence them having separate pronouns for those who dont know how to use their preferred ones.

they dont speak much. their sentences tend to be short and to the point.

they struggle with regulating their empathy. what i mean is that they'll be unable to comfort you over a dead family member or a break up but will be sobbing with you over your dead pet, missing stuffed animal, or anything small.

blanket horder. you better hide your blankets when they aren't in use, they will jump aus just to stell a blanket.

can stay in the anti void but its too white so expect them to be making a blanket fort or near any source of colour, like error's bean bag...

mint belongs to @hheisa

flare belongs to @melaton1nx

Blue, after learning that Ink also speaks French: Do you think Ink thinks in English or French?

Dream: Bold of you to assume Ink thinks.

sorry i dont have anywhere else to post this. tw for threats of violence.. and me venting

mom wonders why i dont tell her things. i mention intrusive thoughts and she thinks its from YouTube when i dont watch things like that. or how i have poor memory. now she is wanting to get an electric pattle and or taser so she can sap me everytime "i forgot"..

ive been diagnosed with adhd and several other things but she thinks its bullshit because of an issue she caused. aka too much internet at a young age. but its not. ive experienced these symptoms for my whole life but ive masked because dispite my mom being physically disabled she is abliest. its ok for her to forget and lash out, feel worthless and shit but when i, a 17 year old who has tried multiple times to kms, had multiple panic attacks and memories i know happened but always gets met with a "i never said that" or "that never happened.".. so know i cant tell what really happened 5 minutes ago or not.

i mentioned i have intrusive thoughts and she snapped at me "no you dont this is bullshit"....

i so badly wanted to say "oh, so you've never one thought of stabbing yourself well holding a knife? or someone else. oh or turning the car into the other lane?". why doesn't she understand that intrusive thoughts are a part of the illnesses i have, that she cant read my fucking mind and that I'm the one that has to live with my thoughts. not her.

i hate her and i want to move out but i can't because i just cant live alone, i cant go out alone for two long without having a panic attack. god i just wish i took the chances to leave when i could. but NO i was too worried, dwelling on what she said years ago. that being "if you leave ill kill myself".

i just want out. i want to be useful. i want to be like everyone else and be able to function...

i spent so much fucking time on this

same here.

Lustfell Sans, aka Jam

Like his classic counterpart, Lustfell Sans is lazy, gross, and a pretty weird guy. He is considered ‘unattractive’ by most monsters, because he doesn’t put any effort into his appearance or mannerisms. He’s just himself. But he still fucks a lot. He’s very talented and surprisingly active in bed, often surprising his partners by his enthusiasm.

  He mainly uses sex as a tool for comfort and distraction. He is usually anxious and in his own head a lot, so the distraction of getting his dick sucked or making someone else repeatedly cum is very welcome. He’s a switch and he greatly enjoys teasing others, to the point of making them cry and beg.

Like most monsters in Lustfell, Sans is a sadomasochist. He doesn’t seek power, but he enjoys it when he has it. He will always have Papyrus’s back and will not hesitate in protecting him, even if that means murder. But he’s so lazy and perpetually exhausted that he rarely gets into physical altercations. He’d rather sass someone off and teleport the fuck outta there.

He enjoys making dirty jokes, especially knock knock jokes. He’s always too hot and wears fur-lined boots to keep his socks dry as he marches around in the snow, trying to cool off. He doesn’t cook often, but he does enjoy baking, especially fruit pies. He plays the saxophone, which always annoys his brother, even if he’s playing well. He drinks hot sauce, his favorites being Tabasco and sriracha. He dumps it on all of Pap’s meals, which also annoys him.

Sans is aware that he is in a shitty smut AU that I created, and he fucking hates me for it. This has caused him to have existential crises on the reg and to occasionally break the 4th wall. He knows you’re reading this and he absolutely wants to fuck you (if, y’know, you’re into that). he is especially attracted to humans and he’s a chubby chaser. he jokes that they’re ‘easier to catch.’

Ink, doing the macarena

Killer, doing the chicken dance

Nightmare, from a distance: What-what are they doing?

Dream: I think they are communicating.

Nightmare: ...huh

you know what? my gender head cannons for sans and papyrus in aus. (now ageswap is cannon but the others are just my head cannons. if for ageswap you have headcannons for their genders please tell me. im just curious.)

classic!

sans is genderfluid. their fine with any pronouns and normally wont correct you but somedays they will be like "heya, can you please use (insert pronouns/neo pronouns)? thanks"

papyrus is Agender. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS DONT HAVE THE NEED FOR GENDER!". does let sans use brother for simplicity sake.

underswap-

swap is bigender, both male and female. someday she feels more like a girl and others he feels like a boy.. swap experiences varying levels of dysphoria relating to gender.

stretch, trans male but will use neo pronouns along side he/him/his such as bone/bones/boneself.

underfell.

fell. one of the few cisgender ones. but like stretch will use neo pronouns ONLY with friends as underfell isnt really a safe place to express yourself. these are red/reds/redself.

edge is non binary with a feminine lean. they can and will kick ass in heels and a skirt without batting an eye. fell is the only one who is allowed to use brother and masculine pronouns for edge outside of the house. (fell only does it cause its harder for him to get use to(he is trying is best.yes he slips up but he has gotten good at using sibling instead of brother) as he pretty much raise papyrus).

swapfell

blackberry is transfem. not much else to say.

bqq/mutt is cismale as supportive of his older sister..

fellswap gold!

wine says he is a cisgender male but is questioning their gender.

coffee is a demiboy. they use xenogenders to help them understand their own gender better.

ageswap.

age(I'll think of a better nicknme for ageswap sans later.) is genderfluid. they are quite comfortable expressing their gender. they also use neo pronouns and xenogenders because they feel right.

guard(again ill think of something better for ageswap papyrus.) is agender. again not much to day.

have a nice day!

Nah, because people who want to write that kind of miserable OOC angst are obsessed with Sans, not Papyrus.

ah... i guess.. but i thought maybe with the fandom creating every kind of au known to man that there would be something like that.

does anyone know about an au were papyrus od the one that snaps after endless genocide runs instead of sans?.

i dont mean Dustbelif, dustswap, swapdustswap.

i mean an actual class papyrus is the first to snap and kills everyone, including sans. is that an au yet? i feel like it should because their is more prove papyrus is aware of resets and endings.

facts about age swap frisk, chara and monster kid! also explaining about the player....

also tw for parental death.

frisk!-

they are 14. they were 10 when the fell down.

frisk was born a girl but is non-binary. they use they/them pronouns but are ok with any other the she/her.

they did start and nearly finshed a genocide run but broke down when sans showed them genuine kindness. (yes toriel and papyrus did but it didnt feel like it to frisk at the time).

frisk isnt actually controlled by the player. the player's puppet falls down when frisk is 15 and is controling a character they name.

frisk wasnt abused physically by their parents but extremely bullied at school and felt like the black sheep out of their cousins. if only they knew what happened to their parents after then fell down mout ebott.

frisk is actually distantly related to chara.

frisk fell down in 2110.

they primarily live with sans and papyrus well toriel and asgore sort out their problems.

frisk can use magic and is able to pick up on it easily. including uncommon things like sans' short cuts and papyrus' gravity defining magic.

they have dyslexia so chara, the ghost of a 6 year old, had to read and translate signs for them.. lets just say toriel was able to actually meet frisk at the leaf puzzle and help them through the rest... on the pacifist route. on genocide chara refused to help....

frisk is smart, just with more hands on things.

they take pride in being independent. that being said they struggling with asking for help and accepting they can't do everything by themselves.

they are best friends with monster kid, who is slowly helping frisk with letting loose.

frisk is doing better in monster school then they did in human school.

frisk sometimes steels sans' smokes and booze to use. if they dont they go to to grillbys.

chara!-

chara is intelligent for a 6 year old.

when chara notices someone is upset they will leave a flower were the person can see it. do not ask how.

chara can now leave frisk's side again and float around the underground but chara can still feel what frisk feels and tastes what frisk tastes.

that being said when chara feels upset, mad or angry flowers and flower petals appear around both of theirs location.

chara's birth sex as been long forgotten.

chara was a daddy's kid, clingy to asgore's well they were alive. they love toriel its just asriel wasn't really close with asgore and chara felt bad so they vowed to themselves they would be asgore's little one.

chara can posses frisk's body but doesn't do it often.

chara has a purple cape with a gold emblem.

chara makes themselves known to everyone by doing harmless pranks..

monster kid!-

monster kid goes by MK for short.

monster kid is an orphan in this au, however no one knows as he never reported them falling down or dying.

monster kid was never given a proper name.

monster kid is the same age as frisk. 14 years old..

monster kid is street smart. yes he is book smart but he its not his strongest point.

MK is frisk's best friend, the one to talk them down from something stupid or help them relax well also bring them smiles and laughter.... and pranks wars. lost of prank wars...

MK had wings but they got crushed by bolders after he took a nap on a water fall... there was no way to repair them so they had to be amputated... now he keeps them on his wall above his bed.

MK is always optimistic....

he doesn't remember resets but he does get dajv. when frisk killed him on the genocide run and yes they killed him as undyne didnt get their in time, he cried saying "mom? dad? is that you?" before turning to dust.

he isn't the most magical gifted in most feilds of it.

MK can breath fire tho! and has two little nubs were horns will grow..

MK uses He/they/it/zem.

MK is a stoner. it started off only at night to help them sleep but now its a all day thing.

pouded orgy mummy butt.

i sure hope not!

ok bud this one seems accurate

i didnt draw age swap alphys or undyne. but here are some facts about them!

alphys:

-she his atustic but has less needs then sans.

-she also has social anxiety, ptsd from the DT experiments, and self esteem issues.

-she is 32. but still acts a lot like a 25 year old, just with more back pain.

-baggy clothes because she hates her body.

-her lab is always around 90 degrees inless undyne is over. then its 70.

-her bedroom is messy but organized at the same time. like she knows were EVERY thing is but if you move something or clean her room (even if you show her were you are putting things) she will not be able to find anything..

-mettaton has to remind her to take breaks before she burns out.

-weekly dump crys and searches.

- is always covered in goopy dog fur(thanks endogany)

-flusters easily.

-doesn't khs on most neutral runs. only if you've killed undyne, been rude to her and killed mettaton.. no one but undyne ir mettaton. if you kill papyrus too she stays alive to make sure sans is ok..

-is there for everyone else but doesn't think she is worthy of someone supporting her.

-self deprecating jokes 24/7.

-demibisexual, panoramic

-infodumps so much about anime in general but mostly kissy cutie.

undyne:

-adhd but its MOSTLY under control.

-hates not having background noise, so if she has house work she will call papyrus or alphys. papyrus to come over and be a body double or alphys as background noise (aka has alphys infodump).

-can actually cook. (and somwtimws cooks for asgore as he has trouble at times).

- really active in the community, making sure kids know to stay in school, helping elderly monsters, ect!

-lesbian.

-her skin is mainly a dark blue but its has sloches of light blue...

-is still missing her eyes.

-twirls spears when bored.

-can mimic voices down to a T.

-25 years old.

-sees papyrus as her equal and friend.

-dating alphys a few months before frisk fell down.

-suspects asgore had raised a human child before but isnt sure.

- keeps a special eye on monster kid, especially when she visits the school.

-is smart, almost as smart as alphys but failed most of high school because of how boring the work was.

- she doesnt like puzzles but does them to make papyrus happy. (what she does is often test runs of his puzzles.)

-is like a big sister to the skeleton brothers despite being younger then papyrus.

-her hair is in a braid rather then a ponytail.

-she knows of flowey but not what he is. papyrus has brought him up a few times by accident. she thinks flowey is just some monster she hasn't met yet.

some more facts about age swap papyrus.(comment if you can read yhe picture writing and ill type that out)

ive chaged his age since the original video. he is 26 years old.

he does his first patrol at 6am, his second at 12pm and his last one 6pm unless stated or requested otherwise by a snowdin resident,fellow guard member, undyne or asgore. however he will not go on patrols at 7-8am, 2 pm or 5pm as those are spent having meals and making sure sans eats something.

he is more of a father figure to frisk, orphaned monster children or monster children without good father figure in their life.

he is actually a pretty good cook, he just doesn't havethe energy to cook every night... unless he notices frisk or sans hasn't been eating/avoiding food. then its homecooked meals every night (catering to the preferences as he isnt an asshole).

he is actually friends with mettaton and knows who he was before becoming mettaton.

papyrus knows about the amalgats only because sans broke down and told him a week later.

he will only take a fight with you seriously on a genocide run. and if thats the case think of the difficulty of sans and undyne the undying fights mixed with heart breaking and guilt dill dialogue. he'll say things like "if only i could have protect them."

"their kids, parents, spouses... they never got to say goodbye.."

then near the end when he realizes he is going to lose he start tearing up, still giving his all. but things would be more personally to him and sans. with mentions of their dad, gaster.

"im sorry i cant protect him like i promised you."

"his first steps, his first use of magic.. his first word.."

"do you want to know what it was?.. he was trying to say MY Name. not dada.. papy.. he tried to say papyrus!..."

" im sorry we couldn't see the stars, sans.. maybe in another timeline, another life.."

"he is the only reason im still holding you back! for a chance of him surviving!"..

then his final words can be a range of things, including what classic papyrus says.. but it all depends on how many genocide runs you've done.

the first one is classic papyrus' line "i still believe in you, even if you don't think you can change."

second- "please human, i know you can still be good."

third- "do you enjoy this?... playing god?..."

fourth- "please dont hurt my brother...."

fifth- "if you think id give up after all of these runs, your wrong"..

sixth- "see you next run."

seventh- "seven.. seven times you have done this all.. is it because i keep saying new lines?".

then it repets that line but countint up until the twentieth time..

twentieth- "nope.. it wasn't that... "

twenty first- "my poor brother..."

twenty second- (he just sobs...)

the rest is up to your imagination. it could be the dusttale for age swap or not...

papyrus, if drained of energy, he will shower with clothes on.

he still collect sexy robot action figures.

after multiple genocide runs you have to gain his trust back. that doesn't mean he won't help you, but you wont be allowed in their house.

i drew what age swap sans looks like out of gacha. also wrote doen facts about him!

some more facts!

if his frisk did a genocide run that he somehow survived and core frisk offered him to go to the omega timeline it would take him awhile to stay full time. aka he'll go there but probably go back to his own timeline untill he is fully use to it. but a papyrus being around him in the omega timeline will help speed it up.

he does drink things like ketchup, mayo, relish and mustard but he favors hot sauce and energy drinks.

he can't stand anything Slimey, so its hard for him to help with cleaning the true lab.

unlike classic sans his room is pretty clean. easy there is a pill of blacknets but its what he hides in after a long day.

he struggles with his hunger cues and self care so he needs papyrus or someone to remind him to shower and eat.

age swap can and will go completely mute if he feels stressed out or flustered.

his sleep schedule is so out of wack. he has also went week without sleep and functioned perfectly fine untill he was walking him with past undyne's house to go back him, and he passed out. lets just say papyrus had to call alphy and asgore telling them sans will be taking the next week off weather sans liked it or not.

his au is one of the easiest to get with, and the other residents of his au are extremely welcoming of outsiders, more so towards the dark sans. much to dust and horror's surprise..

that being said his au isnt Intiarly unwelcoming to the star sanses or other "good" sanses.. sans and papyrus are pretty Nurtral about both sides.

age swap sans has a dot in the middle of his spine with little lines coming from it. that's the scar from the accident on take your kid to work day.

-_- why ya gotta do me like that swapfell papyrus? let me have this!

Y/N: I think I’m missing something??

Undertale Sans: self care

Underswap Sans: SOCIAL SKILLS!

Swapfell Papyrus: your ability to create relationships with people other than fictional skeletons

spreading to all sides of tumbler as a reminder.

unfriendly reminder that childhood trauma does not mean childhood abuse. it means any trauma that happened during childhood. it can be the death of a grandparent, it can be being bullied in school, it can be isolation and a lack of friends. abuse is not the only trauma, and small traumas are just as valid as bigger traumas

Irls and fictionkins and fictives deserve love and happiness and the entire world tbh

Age swap charas back story.... relived as a nightmare.

I changed charas wings, as seen in the next video. But yeah. The bext video is charas backstory. I am sorry this is in gacha, im not good at drawing soo... yeah...

So like my video says, toriel and asgore would be uneffected.

If your wondering why chara and frisk swap ages and not chara and asriel, that is because i thonk chara and asriel are too close in age to actaul be diffrent.

Since i can only post one video per post the next two post will be about chara and frisk.