Consuming Drarry Fics At An Alarming Rate.............. There Is Something Very Addictive About Them.

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.

Extruding pasta

People who don't think lisa swallows makes realistic choices doesn't understand that my girl was literally on her period through the whole thing so of course she was horny and going on a murder spree

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

so no one was gonna mention the shanghai phantom ballet based on the leroux novel……..

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Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous