Love Of My Life, You've Hurt Me You've Broken My Heart, And Now You Leave Me

Sirius: Could you guys back up a little? You’re making me claustrophobic

Regulus: What’s that?

Narcissa: He’s scared of Santa Claus

Andromeda: That’s not—

Bellatrix: HO HO HO

Regulus: Stop it BELLA YOU’RE SCARING HIM

Officially working in the interview format story of Marauders, the band au centered on Blackinnon, but with Jily on the background as well (and possible other pairings, idk yet). And yes, I'm writing both versions (sp/en). See here if you want to know more about it.

"A Blackinnon story" will be updated on monday and "Like a bludger to the heart" on wednesday (I also added a bonus chapter that I'll drop to the original version once we get there with the translation).

And this time I won't be dropping anything earlier because I'm going out of town for a few days.

That's it, for now.

adult blackinnon just hits different, you know?

also, @astracoreiisblog made a community for blackinnon shippers, link here if you want to join.

I’ve been working on the translation of a fic I wrote back in the summer (my summer, at least). It’s a light read, both in terms of length and plot, cause while I love angsty, yearning and slow burn kinda stories, I did wanted to give them a fairly easy chance for once. 

As a warning though, this story does not follow the pair after they (finally) get together.

Summary:

Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon are just quidditch buddies, both Gryffindor team beaters. Nothing more. Especially since James Potter would never forgive them for disturbing the peace of a team that is just recovering from a breakup between two chasers.

Luckily, there's nothing to worry about, because Sirius and Marlene have never looked at each other that way.

brother or bother

bellatrix black (the angel of death)

Baby, I'm a sociopath Sweet serial killer On the warpath Cause I love you just a little too much

andromeda black (the girl who got away)

She's got, she's got a way She's got a way, she's got a way She got, she got away She got away, she got away

narcissa black (the last hope)

The winner takes it all The loser's standing small Beside the victory That's her destiny

the whole prank situation to me didn’t change significantly the marauders dynamic, but i do think it played a role in snape worst memory where we see remus getting uncomfortable with the whole situation. so there might be something in there that steams from the prank (so for me yeah, there’s is an after the prank but that’s not the point here).

back to the prank:

remus probably wrestled every month with the guilt of him turning into a dark and dangerous creature and what it would mean if he got loose near some many wizards. so him confronting the idea that he could have killed snape wasn’t news to him. if anything proved that snape it’s utterly stupid ‘cause what do you mean you got directions to confirm your long held suspicion of one of your classmates being a werewolve, something your completely sure at that point, and you still went to find him during a full moon? what, did snape expected to be the first wizard ever to tame a werewolve?? did he seriously didn’t get the fucking joke???

if anything, remus is more shaken up about james. and james it’s a little too (but not for long) because it’s implied that he got face to face with remus in his werewolve form fully aware of the risks and he didn’t fucking knew if he was getting away alive out of it (or maybe i’m being dramatic and he just pulled severus out of the tunnel lol like honestly how hard does one have to try to earn a medal for services to the school, riddle only told on hagrid, it wasn’t like he was actively saving a student).

anyway, whatever james did, he did it to protect remus, not snape or even sirius, who might have gotten into trouble as well and as we all know, he’s no stranger to getting detention.

also, did severus honestly thought he was the only one in the whole school to be aware of the situation??? are you fucking kidding me??? your suppose to be smart.

so no, that particular moment didn’t put any strain into remus relationships with his friends, not even sirius.

i mean, are we forgetting that snape tried to out remus during PoA and even then remus took the piss on him with the whole map situation?? my man doesn’t care about snape’s feelings. he’s a marauder.

also i doubt remus would’ve said he got all the women if he knew sirius left them hanging, why mentioning it then? and let’s not pretend like being gay/bi/queer during the 70s was easy. maybe he was, maybe he wasn’t. we don’t know.

Idk why people get weird when I mention that I think that Sirius is also attracted to women😭 Like are we talking about the same guy?😭 Bro had bikini posters of women in his room???😭 Nothing wrong with you thinking he's gay, but it can't be that surprising for some people to think he likes women?????😭

i fried my brain so hard that i almost called my dog sirius. got as far as sir-