The Day Marauders Fans Stop Mischaracterising Regulus, Barty, And Evan By Treating Them Like They’re

The way that Ron got laughed at for dancing with Minnie but the marauders would have leaped at the opportunity 😂😭

god pls do, yes!

someone give me dark!blackinnon pls

The reason i’m reluctant to make them the Starks or the Targaryen is solely on the basis that, for me, the best part of the Black is they don’t have to prove them selves to anyone. They are powerful enough as it is. Hence why my mind drifted a bit to the Lannisters, mainly because we know the Kingdom is always in debt and they need a family to lend them money.

The only kingdom that never has economical issues is the north. So in the Kings of the North au where the Starks rule and Orion is the hand, he doesn’t fully support the kings political agenda (probably this king is considering bending the knee) but he is not too concern because we know is the hand who really governs in the end. Sirius is expected to follow into his dad footsteps: becoming the next hand, not the king. And so is possible for the next king to be James (god forbid prongsfoot is separated in any universe), because again Orion doesn’t have to like the Potters/Starks for him to do his job and do it well (i mean, he fails for the sake of drama and blackinnon angst, but you know).

As for the Targaryen… same thing happens to me. I really love the idea of them being that family, because it is very much the feel i get when i read “most noble and ancient family”. But I would chose Velaryon in this scenario making Walburga a Targaryen who married her Velaryon cousin. She could be someone very much like Rhaenys, the queen who never was. Walburga WAS the eldest daughter, after all.

Also the Velaryon disappeared as well and in much more mysterious circumstances (or so i think because i haven’t finished the last asoiaf and haven’t read fire and blood). But the mistery to me resembles the concept of the family tree tapestry with the ancestors erased and my mind going: the fuck happened there? 😂

And to pick up the rich family vibes, is where i think the Black could be positioned ANYWHERE, the Lannister are one example of a rich and powerful house, but not the only one, there are the Tyrells, wasn’t the Highborns too? And surely there are others.

Also what about Dorne? (and not just because I like the visual of a more darker skinned sirius), but because the Martells are very far removed from everything, no need to prove anything and are a very well established family (rich and well connected, much like the Velaryon at their time).

Now the good thing about the place where the Martells and the Velaryon are located could add the possibility of Marlene being a foreigner (I know this could happen anywhere but shhh), someone Sirius only meet while traveling, wouldn’t that be yummy? Since outside Westeros doesn’t look like the same rules are applied to girls, Marlene could be a warrior, a soldier, a pirate, and artist, an arsonist, ANYTHING and her talents could be well hidden because she is a girls and she knows the way Westeros works.

Ahh how Sirius would love her.

i just want to say you are evil and you will be to blame if i spend the whole night staring at the ceiling trying to place my favorite couple somewhere in westeros 🙃

do I have to hack ur brain again skelter? bc i will. are we thinking night watch sirius👀?

might turn this into an unreleased sirius black’s song for my marauders band au.

i just love this song, this band and actually this whole era of argentinian rock tbh.

“i’m not used to my first day without you,

because i still say we when i think of you.

when the summer ended, everything seemed fine,

now i think of all the things we said unknowingly.

because soon you would leave with no explanation,

maybe it seems easy to you for me to bear this pain (for me to bear your pain).

you forgot some things in your swift departure,

and now they’re like treasures i keep for myself.

[…]

because this is my first day without seeing you

and the room feels gigantic,

i feel so small if you’re not here,

i can’t understand it.”

honestly my translation it’s kinda crap and i really don’t know if im too lazy to do it justice lol or if i love too much the spanish wording for this fuckin anthem of heartbreak.

here i am translating a few chapters in advance and completely forgot this moment existed:

"Sirius, in an attempt to encompass the room with his arms, lifted Marlene's hand, which remained in his grasp."

(i'm screaming on the inside)

this suits them so well (i’m definitely thinking band au here 😂)

marlene mckinnon and sirius black adrenaline junkies.

blackinnon headcanons | physical appearance edition

marlene’s eyes are brown with green and golden highlights noticeable with sunlight. to sirius it reminds him of the surface of lakes at sundown.

sirius’ eyes are light blue varying to grey. most people describe them as cloudy skies. to marlene it reminds her of the foam of the waves at the bottom of cliff where she spent most summer visiting her grandmother in the tiny island she lived.

marlene is tall (175 cms) but she still needs to tiptoe to reach sirius’ lips (186 cms). however, she’s the perfect size to drop little kisses at the nape of his neck. she loves doing that particularly when she has freezing lips after a winter excursion to hogsmead.

sirius looks very lean at a distance, but when you get up close and personal (as marlene does), turns out he’s very broad and muscular. marlene is constantly surprised when she buys him clothes having to look in the larger sizes. but it turns out that it provides her with comfy clothes when she borrows (sirius claims she steals) something to wear. she will be caught dead admitting he’s the reason she sometimes buys shirts and jackets on his size that are actually hers. she just loves when he wears them and his scent cling to her clothes long after.

on the other side, marlene leans more on the smaller frame but she’s all fiber muscle. she claims it’s all the tips in nutrition and proper training from her quidditch captain (the one and only james potter), but actually is due to the fact she constantly try to run and catch up with her older brothers so she could play with them. if it weren’t for that, she probably look more like a regular and more muscular quidditch beater.

that last one gives sirius plenty of chances to trick people into betting against marlene in quidditch matches or sometimes wrestling matches in the common room. marlene plays along because she enjoys proving people wrong. ofc that doesn’t last long after they finally catch up to the fact that marlene is actually quite strong. also, prof. mcgonagall frowns down on sirius gambling scheme.

sirius has always wore a signet ring with the family motto engraved in it. mostly hiding with magic, but because their cousins accused them with his parents he started wearing a lot more as to hide the family one. after he runs from home, marlene gifted him with his very unique and personal signet.

marlene wear lots of jewelry because she has always loved how her mother looks wearing them. most of her stuff is inherited, except for earrings. she went nuts piercing her ears first summer she went on an excursion with sirius in muggle london.

sirius wears a pinky ring that belonged to marlene and marlene wears a thumb one that belonged to sirius, but they also have a matching hoop with a little start dangling in both their left ears. sometimes, because she can’t quite comfortably use her wand, she takes the ring off and wears it as a necklace. sirius copy this once they join the order, in fear of losing it.

they both get into muggle clothing. sirius as a rebellious thing and marlene because she actually finds it more comfortable to move around. the matching leather jackets only became a thing after marlene borrowed sirius’ so often but she still prefers wearing his.

marlene cuts sirius’ hair, sirius does marlene pink highlights. as for bleach, sirius would rather marlene magically altered her hair as it looks more clean, but marlene really loves when her roots are showing. because of this, sirius makes sure to help her in hopes to get every strand of hair so it’s last longer all clearer.

as for tattoos, sirius never went too crazy seeing as he like doing them the muggle way and because of the order he didn’t have much time. marlene never got around to get any, though she wanted plenty.

Idk why people get weird when I mention that I think that Sirius is also attracted to women😭 Like are we talking about the same guy?😭 Bro had bikini posters of women in his room???😭 Nothing wrong with you thinking he's gay, but it can't be that surprising for some people to think he likes women?????😭

Head Girl and Head Boy, November 11, 1978.

watching my grandma take her medication with a glass of red wine is so walburga black coded