EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY

EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY

EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!

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1 year ago
Guess Who Watched The Httyd Movies & Is Going To Watch The Showww!!!
Guess Who Watched The Httyd Movies & Is Going To Watch The Showww!!!
Guess Who Watched The Httyd Movies & Is Going To Watch The Showww!!!

guess who watched the httyd movies & is going to watch the showww!!!

1 year ago
may you find what you're looking for, and may you stumble upon what you didn't know you needed.
be patient with yourself, and you will bloom again.
I hope all the love and kindness you've given come back around your way!

New cherry blossom buddies to motivate you! 🌸

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10 months ago
I Think That Emmet And Ingo Can Both Be Noisy But In Different Ways. Emmet Has Sharp Ears While Ingo

i think that emmet and ingo can both be noisy but in different ways. emmet has sharp ears while ingo has sharp eyes.

11 months ago
Non Binary Gosalyn Supremacy I Say
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Non Binary Gosalyn Supremacy I Say
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non binary gosalyn supremacy i say

Non Binary Gosalyn Supremacy I Say

[edit] just adding the og screencap since some of you might not get the joke :]

1 year ago

One of my favorite headcanons/related Astrid theories, resaid in a very poetic way

okay so my theory about How To Train Your Dragon is that Astrid loved Hiccup WAYYYYY before the events of Romantic Flight but due to how the vikings lived in near constant combat with the dragons and young children/teens being forced to learn how to defend themselves and their families from an early age, she closed herself off to those feelings because by all accounts Hiccup was doomed to die. she resented how useless he was in combat, and she resented how much she cared. she was mean and dismissive to him out of fear that she would inevitably have to mourn him soon, and the colder she was the easier it would be.

then, miraculously, Hiccup begins to show some kind of competency in dealing with the dragons. but he's still not defending himself. he's finding strange ways of controlling them, but he's still as physically weak as he was before and Astrid can't see how whatever he's doing will help him outside of the training ring. great, you found out that Deadly Nadders like chin scratches. what about the Monstrous Nightmare burning down your house?

all this just makes Astrid angrier. how is Hiccup succeeding without violence? how will he survive without violence? violence is what she was born into. what does he know that she can't comprehend?

it's only later, when she sees that this scrawny beanpole of a boy has found a companion in a Night Fury, the embodiment of Death, that the miracle of him starts to make sense. he knows so much more than what any of their people can comprehend. and he wants so badly to show her. and for the first time ever, Astrid has hope.

i believe that this explains Astrid's comfortability and affection for Hiccup that she shows during and after the events of Romantic Flight, why she wraps her arms around him and kisses his cheek after everything. considering her personality, i don't think Romantic Flight shows her falling in love with Hiccup for the first time. i think she has loved him for a long time, and was too trapped in self-protection to allow herself to feel it (similar to Katniss regarding Peeta). but now she has hope that maybe he won't be ripped away from her. now she sees how much more there is to him, sees that he embodies Mercy stronger than Death.


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1 year ago
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...
Just Thinking Of The Past...

Just thinking of the past...

8 months ago
Sleepover Gothic

Sleepover Gothic


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6 months ago
The Unholy Offspring Of Lightning And Death Itself

the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself

11 months ago

There are two creatures inside me. I don’t know what they are, but I have a feeling they’re both doing some kind of art with the expertise of a monkey on a typewriter. Mostly because I smell the charred odor of braincells frying like eggs.


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1 year ago

Wondrously done template art

Rob/dob Era Dagcup Dynamic My Beloathed

rob/dob era dagcup dynamic my beloathed

I am in love with this style of character template. if anyone finds any other good ones please send them my way :)

full piece below the cut

Rob/dob Era Dagcup Dynamic My Beloathed
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Sketchy And The Brainrot

You ever feel like you both want to share ideas and stuff, but also you would rather die than be percieved? Yea. Yea me too.Call me Sketch (she/her) but I swear I'm not suspicious! I'm just very bad at knowing if I appear normal. Anyway, this is just a tiny personal blog where I'll reblog fandom stuff and sometimes post art or talk about my ocs, of which I have too many. On the topic, I’m TheSketchlord on toyhou.se.

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