Cardinal Lawrence Is The Funniest Man Ever. He Keeps Sending His Pet Monsignor To Go Snooping Around

my sister didn’t realise until last year that she’d been a bully in high school of the mean girl variety. she’s 23 years old. if you think all harm has to be intentional for it to count you’re kind of missing the part where this shit happens all the time. nobody goes around thinking they’re being evil. sometimes they do shit that sucks and nobody calls them out on it and they go home and find ways to justify it to themselves in their head. causing harm + ‘being a bad person’ + fucking up on purpose are all independent variables

i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do

Police: *leading sex workers into a squad car to be taken to jail*

Sex work prohibitionist: “I called the police! You’re all free now! No more patriarchal violence! No need to thank me!”

Bear McCreary - Black Sails Theme, Live in London 🏴‍☠️

aka hurdy gurdy man

A fun fact is that there are exactly zero cases of any US child ever being killed by Halloween candy that has been tampered with by a stranger, but the myth is so widespread that news stations report on it every single year, simply assuming the fact that it is talked about means that it has happened before. A reference with no referent. But making people needlessly terrified of the other people they live near is how the local news makes most of its money anyway so what’s a little lie once a year

ingredients to a successful tumblr post is transgenderism, cannibalism, body hair, blasphemy, romanticism of the mundane, & homoeroticism

I hate, hate, HATE the term “affordable housing.” I hate that we’ve normalized it. I hate that we just accept that the majority of housing, a basic human right, is unaffordable to much of the population. Housing should be affordable as a baseline. If rich people want to add arcades and gold-plated hot tubs on top so be it, but everyone, everyone, regardless of income level, should have access to a clean, comfortable home with enough light and space to make life worth living.

I’ll represent you in court :)

Hob,playing a sport:”Go deep”

Dream:”How can free will coexist with divine preordination?”

Hob:”Not that deep”

Dream:”If the Joker died,would Batman be happy?”