Please Read The Best Twitter Story I’ve Seen All Week

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

USA TODAY

Justice Department shuts down its cryptocurrency fraud unit

The order by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is in keeping with Trump's embrace of digital currencies.

04/08/25

"The Justice Department has shut down its unit that investigates cryptocurrency fraud “effective immediately,” even as the Trump administration ramps up its embrace of the emerging digital currency market, according to a memo by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche."

ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid

details of my fav sketch this month🍒

you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

Clara Paget as Anne Bonny BLACK SAILS 3.10 “XXVIII.”