Death Just Loves Little Silly Immortal Romantic Comedies And I'm Here For It.

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

Me on brainrot time thinking oh wow I can’t believe every single song in existence was made for bkdk

ur a hippie

Not that I've ever noticed.

Kyle’s 2 headaches 

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draco, who hasn't had a single romantic experience in canon: *exists*

fanfiction writers: and there he is, the macho heartthrob of hogwarts.

If I had a nickel for every time a guy named Eddie was killed by an extra-dimensional being after saving the day in an 80s/kids on bikes style piece of media I would have two nickels. That's not many but it's weird that it's happened twice

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

its just me and all the sex bots that follow me against the world

AFTG is a very good example of narrator bias, because if we didn’t get a book from Jean and Jeremy’s POVs we would have no way of knowing the world does not actually in fact revolve around one Andrew Minyard

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????