Constable Duckable And Ducktective Meet....

I have feelings about a fictional character and I’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.

finn waking up every day since he started acting like “*sigh* time to be the gay kid again”

Spiderverse style im weak imagining them in alt dimensions unable to meet🫶

Okay, but why is horror so gay?

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay-

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them

absolutely nothing in that brain :\