God let me live this long.Now it’s your problem.A force of chaos guided by cheese.
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What does the forbidden cotton candy taste like?
It tastes like
Sadness.
With a hint of toothpaste.
I do not think.
There for.
I do not am.
Tell me about it. Sell it to me. I am on the edge for buying it on and I wanna hear from YOU all.
Nerd out about it. Tell me whatcha like. I want to hear it.
We got this one guy at work that loves dad jokes.
Every day he comes in with a new one and every time it makes us react in various ways.
Only recently has it become clear to me thanks to him I come up with various threats that make no sense.
For example: I swear to whatever god you pray to, I shall reorganize your skeleton alphabetically and shuffle them like a deck of cards.