Thirsty Anime Smut

“These head cannons aren’t accurate” dude I could say jeff the killer scratches his butt on the low and it wouldn’t matter because they aren’t real, you will survive ,it will never be that serious.

Guys will say "hear me out" then show you a picture of Angelina Jolie from 2005 while girls will say "hear me out" and then show you a picture of some fictional character who's a psychopath.

I saw that and instantly heard Sloppy Seconds by Lay Bankz playing in my head. Holy shit that's 🥵🥵

the girlies reading

i got my boyfriend started on grotesquerie and he’s freaked out by father charlie 💀

that is definitely not normal you for sure need to get that checked out

Chat is it normal to feel like my leg is going to rip out of my knee after a five minute walk?

My fave men

Feyre watching Lucien give tamlin head to calm him down:

straight men are on something else

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store