Sad Truth

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

Me: *smiles at a baby*

Baby: *doesn’t smile back*

Me: well fuck you then

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

“S2 wasted the chemistry between the leads" look I don’t know what YOU wanted out of Bridgerton but what I wanted was eight episodes of gratuitous eye fucking set to orchestral covers of pop songs that go way too hard and by god I got it

i will be autistic for a moment but living in a world where social expectations and standards are made by others and expected to be followed lest you be seen as a 'failed' person somehow when those standards are not based in personal happiness or autonomy or kindness to others makes me feel genuinely insane like daily