Perfect Skin Doesn’t Matter Brand Names Don’t Matter Grind Culture Doesn’t Matter All That’s

Rated M fanfiction : Anddddd, thats the end.

Me: But… the smut? WHERE WAS THE SMUT?

Rated M fanfiction : Ok listen, there was no smut, but it has adult situtations…and swearing.

Me:

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

this just represents the life of an average college student

me? an idiot? who gets attached to people way too fast? well yeah of course

date a dork who will give you the goofiest smile after making the absolute worst pun ever