Buttons To Be Pressed, Along With Smoke And Ash

i need to kiss niklaus hendrix on the mouth

would you still love me if i was rendered in increasingly abstract ways to imply my progressing sense of disconnection from humanity

Little Shop of Horrors fanart :3

A sleight-of-hand magician routine that's also a stand-up comedy set about ADHD. Like I'm just there complaining about how I always lose or forget stuff, I change subject as I lose your track of thought, then suddenly remember that I was holding a fan in my hand and -

Where the FUCK did it go??

I ask the audience if they saw where it went. Not in my sleeve, there's just a handkerchief there. Nothing in my pockets. FUck, I don't even have any pockets. No, wait, was it in the - [a dove emerges from an improbable place] aw fuck I forgot to return that to the vet.

Now distracted by tugging a comical length of handkerchiefs out of my sleeve, I'll start telling the story of why, exactly, I was borrowing a pigeon from a vet in the first place. The story, which is lengthy, still doesn't go on as long as the string of handkerchiefs.

woah

heard people were getting into phil's hardcore lore!! also realized I never did a compilation post so two birds with one stone haha

it's not 100% accurate but it was fun to do

Finally finished this god damn thing!

Mostly did this for my friend who is starting s1 but it took me a stupid amount of time (mostly because of Tim)(still not happy with that mtf design)

The babygirl 🧡

box cat!

What an adventure!

okay tma bumper stickers