Had Some Rot Bout Enchantements

my meow meow,, blorbo if you will,,

happy jon sims and cats day!!

i keep thinking about grian’s absolute ANGUISH <3

A sleight-of-hand magician routine that's also a stand-up comedy set about ADHD. Like I'm just there complaining about how I always lose or forget stuff, I change subject as I lose your track of thought, then suddenly remember that I was holding a fan in my hand and -

Where the FUCK did it go??

I ask the audience if they saw where it went. Not in my sleeve, there's just a handkerchief there. Nothing in my pockets. FUck, I don't even have any pockets. No, wait, was it in the - [a dove emerges from an improbable place] aw fuck I forgot to return that to the vet.

Now distracted by tugging a comical length of handkerchiefs out of my sleeve, I'll start telling the story of why, exactly, I was borrowing a pigeon from a vet in the first place. The story, which is lengthy, still doesn't go on as long as the string of handkerchiefs.

some CTOMMY TV TROPES

"Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky. It’s looking back."

Drew The Magnus Archives season 4 finale, this is the first piece in a while thag actually took me days to complete. Also made a funny shitty little poster thing because why not

this is why your single

Bro what if I start dating someone and they turn out to be a me anti like what do I even do then

Ceaseless eeper, gaze upon this bed and take a nap

It's out it's out!! I wrote it a lot quicker then i expected it but here is my c!ranboo finale fic. ENJOY!!

“do we flip a coin?”

rushed anniversary sketch!!

hello lsoh nation