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Is this that archive guy yall are obsessed with?

A sleight-of-hand magician routine that's also a stand-up comedy set about ADHD. Like I'm just there complaining about how I always lose or forget stuff, I change subject as I lose your track of thought, then suddenly remember that I was holding a fan in my hand and -

Where the FUCK did it go??

I ask the audience if they saw where it went. Not in my sleeve, there's just a handkerchief there. Nothing in my pockets. FUck, I don't even have any pockets. No, wait, was it in the - [a dove emerges from an improbable place] aw fuck I forgot to return that to the vet.

Now distracted by tugging a comical length of handkerchiefs out of my sleeve, I'll start telling the story of why, exactly, I was borrowing a pigeon from a vet in the first place. The story, which is lengthy, still doesn't go on as long as the string of handkerchiefs.

S4 Jon, staring at the computer screen:I just woke up from a coma, can’t I catch one single break

Computer screen:

{ID - A CAPTCHA reading, “I am human” END ID}

Man I love season 2 because every episode Jon is like “okay I pinky promise to act normal and stop being weird to you guys” and then by the end he goes

“Supplemental.

I am eating Tim’s walls.”

The smallificator should make them into bugs I think

Little Shop of Horrors fanart :3

New and improved coop animals are now available!

Linktree in my bio to the shop c:

I've updated every one to match the game colors as closely as possible. As always smooth shiny finish

In an effort to improve my shipping times, I've got tons available and ready to go!

Note: Due to Etsy's upcoming fee increase I have had to increase prices slightly

gob and pig

thinking about whale falls

(inspired by the work of @catadromously )