GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

Also, props to Allan???

He's a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn't like that.

But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn't like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.

And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.

Big Allan fan over here.

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

Hilda by Duane Bryers

Rus anon this is a fucking gold mine that I’ve been laughing at since you sent it to me.

100% at first Zoro just did it and Nami was like “fuck it, whoever finds Zoro first gets a fuckin reward” and from there Luffy and Law one day were annoying one another and Chopper came running out and was like “where is Zoro!?” and everyone just shrugged cause like ??? “it’s not my day to watch him”

it was Robin’s idea to whomever found him would be king of the ship for a day and how is Luffy not going to jump on that for one, for two, Nami isn’t going to miss this chance ever, and three Law wants some god damn peace and quiet and he’ll fuckin get it

I agree they’re the top 3 cause of their senses, but I also think it goes a little deeper than that and they’re all just so fuckin competitive. Chopper isn’t, he’s just so adamant about bandages.

HC accepted but only if to this day Zoro still has no fuckin clue an intense battle for “King of the Ship” Wages on the fact he has no clue where he is ever and that even Law gets excited when he finds Zoro and “thats just fuckin creepy Torao”  “That’s fine. I’m gonna be king.” “King of what?” “Don’t worry about it, here hold my hand I can’t lose my prize.”

God send these that was based off of Zoro just getting lost 😂

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

H E L L O ????