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THINGS I'VE NOTICED ABOUT THE SUN SIGNS (PART 1)

Please note: I was really going to add a disclaimer but I'm not. This "please note" kinda defeats that statement.

I think that anyone who's into astrology should understand by now that singular descriptions such as these are not law, they just offer a slivering of insight.

They're also for fun. I know that the moon sign posts were emotionally charged and kinda serious but I just wanna have fun with this one. I'll probably do a serious sun sign post later on.

Astrology is beautiful and complex and so much goes into it and using it to understand others.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to getting into wildly biased descriptions of these placements based off of my personal experiences with them UwU

ARIES SUN

*Harlem Shake plays ominously in the background whenever an Aries is around*

Y'all are crazy but you hide it so damn well. You'd never meet and Aries for the first time and immediately equate them to being crazy and wild. You meet them and it's like the sun is shining out of their ass and their mouth.

They're such warm and compassionate people and then you get to know them and it's like, you're Satan's spawn.

Very loud and physical when they laugh. They flail around like a fish out of water. They'll grab on your arm or push you when they laugh. I had an Aries tell me once that the reason they push and grab onto people when they laugh is that they feel so much joy while laughing and they want to share it and that's the only way they can share it 😐

They're surprisingly soft hearted. Either they were bullied/picked on a lot when they were younger or they were the bully. I had an Aries bully... He bullied me because he had a crush on me like wtf??????

They chose chaos at birth.

They're really driven and creative but can slack off with the best of them - Sagittarius & Pisces

TAURUS SUN

Love eating and love getting high, you earthy mf's

THEY REALLY LOVE FOOD. I can literally hear one Taurus going, "Why does everyone think that about us?!"

Taurus Suns tend to not give af except when it comes to their friends and romantic partners. Then you'll see the temperamental and possessive side of the bull.

Gets into a lot of fights when they're younger or they get bullied and they end up losing their absolute shit and no one messes with them again.

Has rhythm 😳 They can dance or they're really in tune with their bodies

They're actually pretty goofy. Taurus Suns always make me laugh and they're so warm...

GEMINI SUN

Naughty, nice, or pretending to be nice while actually being an absolute utter asshole.

Snaps pretty quickly when they're already anxious about something. It's like they're always buzzing.

They, surprisingly, follow their own path. By that I mean that they follow trends and try to play it off like it's something original. They pull it off because they're hella dynamic and no one seems to really be paying attention to them. People see what they wanna see.

People hate them because they're not them and can't fathom being them.

Cut-throat when they need to be. Like, I think everyone knows not to mess with a Gemini.

Y'all have perfected the poker face. People think they can pull the wool over your eyes but your can't trick and trickster.

Gemini Suns don't go out of their way to mess with people unless said person messed with them first or they're really insecure. A lot of Gemini Suns are pretty chilled people but everyone always treats them like they're constantly conspiring.

CANCER SUN

The Waterboy™

Whiny, whiny, your momma says you're whiny

Says that they listen but they don't. They let you finish what you want to say, disregard everything you said, and then tell you what they think you should hear. Because they know better. Because they're empaths and they care about you.

They really love animals and nature. They care more about animals than people tbh. People just mess with their feelings, like why you gotta be so harsh on these wittle crabs?

SO FIXATED ON THE WAY SAID SOMETHING AND THE TONE YOU USED. IT'S THE SAME WORDS.

Not actually domestic and like cooking, they just do it because they think they're the best at it. THEY'RE CONTROL FREAKS. I mean, YOU couldn't possibly surpass THEIR domestic skills *scoffs at you*

Power bottoms.

Made some weird vows/promises to their mother or because of their mother/feminine figures in their lives

*watches a sad movie with a Cancer Sun* BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET ASS PUSSY

LEO SUN

They listened to The Pussycat Dolls and Jason Derulo when they were younger and they loved it

"[insert famous celebrity] jaw would drop if they saw me. Like, they'd be all over me" - a quote from a young Leo Sun

Beyoncé is their god.

They don't accept "No" for an answer when it comes to what they want in life. They will bulldoze anyone out of the way that's in their path to success

They've wanted to be recognized in some aspect of their life really badly. They practice their acceptance speeches in the mirror.

SUPER CREATIVE. Leo Sun's are blessed with creativity and the ability to be recognized. They exploit the fuck out of this.

*Attracts submissive people to them like flies only for said submissive people to find out that Leo's are super subs. They want to be pleased all the time.* I'm a princess UwU

E-girls, E-boys, and E-people

VIRGO SUN

*Mentions Zendaya and Beyoncé being Virgos every chance they get*

They judge people with their eyes and eyebrows

They make grown people cry. That's why they take so long in the shower, they're crying because they HAVE TO CARRY THIS WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD ON THEIR BACK

Rages all the time. Internal rage, rage, fucking rage.

Will spank their partner for not listening 😳 (I got spanked and I liked it)

They get off on telling people what to do. Put a Virgo Sun in charge of something and watch them buzz with excitement. Do this only if they care about you, you'll know that they don't care about you if you ask and they scoff at you and tell you to fuck off

"MY MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH" - Their internal mantra

In all seriousness though, the world would not survive without Virgos. They help you. They make you feel bad.

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Food & eating habit - Moon& 2H

The weather is getting colder, it makes me want to talk about food. Since the Moon represents what nourishment we crave and the 2nd house is related to the physical body, the 5 senses, it's easy to find the link between the Moon, the 2nd house and our preference regarding food.

In my observation, the Moon shows the kind of food that you like (what), the 2nd house shows the way we like our food prepared (how).

Disclaimer: all the observations below are from my own subjective experiences, which can be affected by differences between cultures.

Moon in Aries/ in 1st house/ aspecting Mars: like dishes that have strong flavours (if it's fruit, it should be really sweet, really sour or both), a good amount of meat, don't really like carb, fast food, street food, snacks, can eat the same dish repeatedly without getting bored, might not fully understand the word "moderation" when it comes to their favourite dish or drink, loyal to their favourites (like the same thing since childhood), hot, crisp, crunchy

Moon in Taurus/ in 2nd house/ aspecting Venus: foodie, carb (all kinds of breads, noodles), dairy products, rich but pure or simple flavours and ingredients, oddly enough but they like bitter taste and aromatic scent of herbs, natural pleasant smell and colour (colours with artificial feel like blue, black in food is a turn-off), food served in large quantity, make sure that everybody is well-fed, they might be thrifty in other departments but would absolutely splurge on food, loyal to their favourites, hot or warm, freshly cooked, jelly/gummy/glutinous, springy, smooth

Moon in Gemini/ in 3rd house/ aspecting Mercury: they are not very picky about food, open to try all kinds of food, get fulled easily, snacks, like drinking (tea, beer, alcohol etc), attracted to things that have "assorted flavours" on the label, like colourful and cute stuffs, don't like flavours that are too strong or dishes that are too smelly, don't place too much importance on nutritional value of food (wholesome home cooked meals are nice, but they can stuff their belly with junk foods just fine), can be oblivious to their eating schedule, don't like hot dishes, small bites or small portions, all kinds of interesting textures

Moon in Cancer/ in 4th house: like home cooked meals, dairy products, also like drinking beverages similar to Moon in Gemini (can have high alcohol tolerance), noodles, stew and soup, porridge, sea food, can be quite picky, sensitive stomach, loyal to their favourite restaurants and dishes (to a stubborn degree), dishes that remind them of childhood or their childhood favourite dishes will have a special place in their heart, hot or at least warm, soft/airy texture or the opposite, hard/chewy texture

Moon in Leo/ in 5th house/ aspecting Sun: not too picky but they have a certain standard, the atmosphere around them when they are eating is very important (the food, the place, hygiene, manner etc), could naturally have a preference for expensive food, but they also like foods that are interesting (presentation, smell, texture), prefer meat over carb, like snacks and junk foods but with moderation, like nutty flavours, their eating habits and preference might stay the same since they were kids, like to play and experiment, warm and sumptuous meals, crisp, dislike oily dishes, ingredients in a dish should be distinguishable

Moon in Virgo/ in 6th house/ aspecting Mercury: they are picky and selective about their food, either by conscious choice or by natural, their body doesn't tolerate "unhealthy" foods, foods that have negative impacts on their body, could manifest as allergies, if the dishes are not well prepared and safe by their standards, even though they are their favourites, they won't eat them, many are vegetarians, get fulled easily, don't like hot dishes, ingredients should be cut into small pieces, pay attention to the colours of the ingredients (are they fresh or not, were they cooked right or not)

Moon in Libra/ in 7th house/ aspecting Venus: another picky eater, I find them to be even pickier than Virgo moon, and the reason for them not eating something is sometimes not because of health reason but because of aesthetic reason, they don't like food that make them uncomfortable and messy (make them sweat, make them cold, smell too strong, stick to their teeth, dirty their hands etc), can get nauseous by smells easily, sweet tooth, love carb, dislike fatty and oily dishes, like fancy and expensive food, know a lot of good restaurants, good table manner, master utensil user, fussy about the presentation of the dishes

Moon in Scorpio/ in 8th house/ aspecting Pluto: similar to moon in Aries, they like meat, can eat raw meat (sushi), raw food, seafood, they also like drinking all kind of beverages, prefer food and drink with strong flavours, sometimes extreme (salty, sour, bitter, sweet etc), binge eating their favourites, can lean into over-indulgence and excess but can also have great self-control, don't shy away from foreign, exotic dishes, like rich colours in food, sparkling, chewy, crunchy, super cold or super hot food

Moon in Sagittarius/ in 9th house/ aspecting Jupiter: fast eater, like to experiment with food, easy-going with their choices, like to try various kind of dishes, they want to try trendy dishes they heard about, but they don't like to spend too much money on food, they don't place too much importance on food but rather the experience associated with it, travel food diary, like street food, can binge eating their favourites

Moon in Capricorn/ in 10th house/ aspecting Saturn: slow eater, sensitive stomach, food allergies, sometimes they don't seem to enjoy food or the act of eating, don't like to waste food, even if they crave something, they won't binge eating it, restrained, don't like messy food, like seafood, like bite-size dishes, like to snack, like going out to eat but mostly for the opportunities to hang out with people, likely will go to places with good reviews and popular, good etiquette

Moon in Aquarius/ in 11th house/ aspecting Uranus: the most easy-going people when it comes to food, they try everything, doesn't decline food offers and tend to be the one finishes last at a meal because they don't want to waste food, they like to try those popular places with high reviews but doesn't discriminate cheap or expensive restaurants, love food tours, hang out with groups of friends to eat, good at using various types of utensils, like fresh, chewy texture

Moon in Pisces/ in 12th house/ aspecting Neptune: can be pretty stubborn about their preferences, if they like certain places or certain way of cooking, they will stick to those and don't want to try new things (probably because of their sensitive stomach), like eating with groups of friends, light eaters, like tea and coffee in general, high alcohol tolerance but don't drink excessively, don't really like sweets, have strong principles or moral code concerning food

hello 🩷 can i ask you what a 2H leo mars in the composite would indicate please ?!

I like the sound of this placement 🐅

I feel like a couple that shares a Leo Mars in the composite chart constantly wants to devour one another. You two consume one another with no shame. This strikes me as a couple that is comfortable with public displays of affection. This placement can indicate a lot of physical touch. Having the other by your side supporting you and uplifting you can make you feel regal, providing the exact confidence booster you need to undertake a task at hand. I feel like this is a couple that loves to buy each other jewelry or other gifts they can show off. This couple will take great consideration in what gifts they get their partner, because they want them to use it everyday and never take it off. I think you two can really motivate one another in making money. This is a partner that will support your small business and show up to any event to help you out or promote you. Collaboration on shared ventures can go well, and you two can be perceived as a couple that are go-getters. You two can really love to spend money on fancy restaurants, where you get to dress up and enjoy the luxuries life has to offer. This is the type of couple to go splurge and indulge their senses with one another, then go home and eat each other alive. This couple can’t get enough of one another. They are comfortable experimenting with their sensualities together. I feel like you two can be protective of another and maybe you can feel agitated when you’re not together. I think you guys like to celebrate each others successes. You two can start looking more put together once you interact and can challenge each other to become to best versions of yourself to attract more attention and abundance. The possibility for possessiveness is present here. You only want the other to see beauty in you, no one else. You two can feel a pang of jealousy arise when you see your partner interact with other people. This couple can be extremely loyal to one another, and any sign of disloyalty will be called out. “You’re mine and I’m yours. For me to be yours, you have to be mine, and only mine.” This is a couple that is less likely to gloss over problems to avoid arguing, because we’re just gonna lay it out there and kiss and makeup. If mars is manifesting in a negative light, arguments could lead to trying to hurt the others self-esteem. “I’ll humble you.” You two can attract more resources by being together. You two can curate beautiful spaces and events. You two can demand a lot of attention from one another. I feel like if feelings aren’t reciprocated, this placement might lead to some feelings of suffocation. I feel like you two can love to lick and bite on each others necks. You two can get a lot of comfort from grooming one another. You are not shy to show the other how much you value them. You two see each other as the human equivalent of gold.

are men and women of the same sign different?

in my opinion and experience, yes ! there are traits of each sign that can align with masculine people than women and vice versa. people think this is a bad thing but i don’t, i think it’s a normal/ beautiful thing! and this isn’t to say just because you are more masc or fem that you will ONLY have traits that align with your gender, that’s obviously not true

examples from experience & astrological facts

gemini men: can be more aloof, likes joking around or is around friends that are jokesters, ambitious when it comes to learning, high anxiety levels

gemini women: laughs at everything, good at academics, will avoid emotional conversations or will joke about them, can cry when under a lot of stress

things in common: both good at learning something, both love a good time, both can avoid emotions

taurus men: traditional, relationship focused or a bit of a womanizer, cares about the clothes they wear, usually really laid back and can get irritated fast but not angry

taurus women: cares about their aesthetics, laid back as well, tries to stay productive or is lazy, does some form of art, “idc” attitude

things in common: cares about aesthetic, can be pretty chill overall, hardworking/ productive when they want to be

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Aries is passionate seduction. 🔥🔥 Venus and Mars in this sign won't hesitate to go after their love interest quickly.

Taurus will give comfort, loyalty, affection, gifts, and so much to a partner, but the ball must always be in their court. 💚🎾

Gemini will give praise, tease, dissect feelings, argue, talk dirty - they are a complex, vibrant lover who doesn't shy away from talking... or yelling.

Cancers take care of their partners on so many levels!

Do people talk enough about Leo's loyalty?? Honestly their faithfulness is at the top along with signs like Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, or Scorpio.

Virgo just wants to help their loved ones, even if often times it doesn't seem like it.

Libra stays for the romance, they stay for love, they try to make up the other half always.

Scorpio has a heavy reputation when it comes to love - but they can be considerate, caring, compassionate, and all about empowering you.

Sagittarius does. not. play. games. in love!

Believe it or not.... Capricorn just wants simple pleasures in their relationships. Often times burdened or dealt complicated cards, this sign wants to ride away into the sunset at the end of the day with their partner.

Deep and meaningful conversations is how Aquarius reassures and feels reassured in relationships.

Your Pisces partner will KNOW you.... they may try to know you better than you know yourself.

Sade Adu (1988)

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