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John Craxton (British, 1922-2009), Goatherd and Goat, 1950. Oil on canvas, 50 x 40 in.

i, personally , don’t like this but what can i do

my astro observations

virgo suns and capricorn suns tend to not connect intimately in the first few meetings despite having very similar traits and goals. they always seem like work friends that act as strangers as soon as work is over or the two friends in a friend group that are only friends because they have other mutual friends in that group. they're often acquaintances for a while before being "friends" or they need a really special way of meeting before becoming very close with each other

so virgo suns and capricorn suns rivalry are always very spicy

taurus placements are so good at being a tease and getting their partner/s riled up

air (especially libra) placements can easily perfect a task they know nothing about just by trying it one time

earth signs are known for being very steady on their ground but fire placements are the ones who tend to get stuck in black and white ideals and they take disagreements too personally

water sign moons are so good in saying things they don't mean for the sake of making situations convenient for them

capricorn placements have a "middle/even numbered ordinal relationship curse" where they're overly romantic and giving in their first and third relationships but they get lazy or inconsistent in their 2nd or 4th relationship

people with libra sun and earth (especially virgo) moon tend to have a persistent guilt complex

it's so easy for air and earth sign dominant people to get into a 9-5 or any other "structured" jobs

people with luminaries in their big 6 are so good at loving people platonically. they know just the right words to say to not lead people on and make people around them feel like they're the universe's favorite

aquarius placements are exemplary in leadership positions if it's a logical or business-related task but they crumble so easily in liberal arts and social tasks

Angelina Jolie is a prime example of why women, especially lunar ones, should wait until at least 25 before considering plastic surgery. Around this age, Venus matures, and you start to lose the 'baby face,' growing into a more defined, adult look.

By this age, the frontal lobe is fully developed, and hopefully, you start seeing past trends and thinking for yourself.

Me when geminis tell me the reason behind something unhinged that they did:

Me when a fire sign explodes:

Me about leo ascendants:

Me about leos/cancers when they think they say something profound:

Virgos refusing to leave you alone after the breakup:

Sagittarius mars after winning an argument:

Water mars when they’re mad:

Aquarius and capricorn plotting revenge:

Hardest Placements That Help Us Grow

Because no placement is a ‘bad’ placement

These are in no order

Sun in the 12th, 7th or 6th House

Sun in the 12th usually find it very hard to express themselves and often get lost in their surroundings but they are chameleons and they can adapt to things very well, they need to learn to put their foot down and make their presence known.

Sun in the 7th usually feel like they are only defined through their relationships (not just romantic) and they can sometimes feel lost on their own but they are incredibly caring and are great at mediating, they just need some time to establish their independence.

Sun in the 6th usually feel that it is their purpose to serve others and that their self worth depends on how hard they work, this put immense strain on them but they are very diligent people who find joy in helping others, they just need to put some time aside for themselves.

Moon in Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces

Moon in Gemini find it hard to actually face their own emotions, never mind show anyone else. It’s not necessarily that they are scared of these emotions but rather, they usually can’t make sense of what they feel and they don’t feel it’s valid. They can be very refreshing people to be around but they need to stop thinking and just feel.

Moon in Aquarius over analyse everything and think they must come up with a scientific explanation for what they feel. The Saturn element of this sign restricts emotion and the need to feel, this person might feel that expressing themselves is a sign of weakness. On the Uranian side, this person usually has very strong and chaotic emotions bubbling beneath the stern exterior of Saturn.

Moon in Pisces are incredibly intuitive people but they are often very sensitive and this brings them a lot of emotional distress. This placement tends to take things to heart even if they know there was no harm intended. These people are very prone to escapism which makes reality and tough situations hard to deal with.

Mercury in the 12th, Scorpio, Pisces

Mercury in the 12th House makes a person “easily walked over”. These people may feel invisible or unheard. They also may have a very muddled state of mind. They lose concentration quite easily and aren’t very organised. However, they are very dreamy and almost have an ethereal vibe about them.

Mercury in Scorpio finds it hard to connect with people or make small talk. They enjoy talking about things considered taboo and are not afraid to do so, however it is hard to find people that will feel comfortable with such. Their mind may be a dark place at times but this only makes them more empathetic and capable of looking after others.

Mercury in Pisces creates the same kind of affect at the 12th House Mercury. Not many people may take them seriously and they may feel taken for granted a lot. Their opinions are rarely listened to and they need to fight in order for people to really listen to what they have to say. However they are incredibly understanding and kind, they will always try to help those in need. 

Venus in Aquarius, Scorpio, Cancer

Venus in Aquarius may find it hard to maintain a relationship. Not because they don’t love the person, but rather because they value their freedom just as much and it takes the right person to understand and respect that without taking offence. They may find it hard to express romantic feelings which may be taken the wrong way. These people make loving partners once you break through their shell, they are intellectual beings and will always keep things interesting.

Venus in Scorpio gets quite jealous quickly which can be detrimental to them, their partner and the relationship in general. They can be quite intense and may come on too strong to quickly. They can make dedicated and loyal lovers who love others very deeply.

Venus in Cancer may become too dependent on their partner. They are naturally insecure and clingy, depending on the partner this can be a problem. They may rely too much on their partners opinion which may become a toxic situation. These people can make their partners feel at home just with a look and are very protective of those they love. 

Mars in the 7th, Cancer, Libra

Mars in the 7th creates a lot of potential tension with personal relationships. This person may find conflict within romantic relationships, or may even feel like they need it.  Because this is the house of relationships and open enemies, it is not uncommon for someone with Mars in the 7th to have a fair few enemies. These are the people that will fight for love and fairness. They are protective and will fight anyone upsetting the people they love.

Mars in Cancer finds it hard to be assertive with their temper so they resort to passive aggression. These people may become manipulative when hurt or unhappy and may be unable to communicate this productively. These are also the people who are incredibly protective of their loved ones.

Mars in Libra is a very tricky placement as Libra is the sign of justice and peace, they do not like conflict. Mars in Libra may find it hard to fight for what they want as they mainly like to keep others happy and prevent fights before they start. These people are good at resolving fights and taking the high road when making decisions.

Saturn in 1st, 3rd, 6th

Having Saturn in the 1st house makes a person quite self-conscious. They find it very hard to be comfortable with themselves and can come across very serious or strict. They usually have had a lot of responsibility thrown on them at a very young age and need to learn how to move on from it. These people mature very quickly, choose their battles well and make sure everything is working how it should. 

Saturn in the 3rd makes a person find it very hard to communicate. They may have some learning difficulty that restricts this communication and may cause a lot of conflict as a result of bad communication. These people are usually very creative and may find that they communicate better through creative means.

Saturn in the 6th may indicate a lot of health problems or even the likes of hypochondria. These people are stressed out easily when things aren’t in order and are usually quite hard on themselves. They work incredibly hard to make sure everything is how it should be and health is usually a big thing for them. 

All virgo mars people I know are literally a lil bit horny and all the way put up together. Virgo mars people care about style and aesthetic over politeness or perfection. I haven't seen virgo mars people really be described in an accurate way by anyone, and it's sort of the dynamic that we're seen as the virgin, but we really are not on the inside.

Every virgo mars I know is a kinky bitch. Interested in deep connections, and sure, we got high standards and get lonely, but I swear, all virgo mars people are not clean freaks in the slightest. We're meticulous in our style and can often be nervous instead of confident.

We're not obedient and we don't really service the people close to us in the traditional sense. More like, stick to people we like and try our best for them to like us, cause we really care about what other people think. And if we're not good enough, it can make us feel horrible, and we internally chastise ourselves if something goes wrong.

And for most virgo mars, we hide our anger, unless you have a mars in 10th or 1st or otherwise, we tend to try to keep our anger to ourselves. I haven't seen a lot of virgo mars people aggressive towards the people they care about. Unless it's something really damning, like other earth signs, they're careful about what other people see. Even if our thoughts wreck us, we can cheer up if problems are solved quickly. But even days after, it can be hard to get over things, even if we don't say it. Even if we don't show it.

So, we seem to be easy going, sweet and polite, but we carefully choose the words we say and constantly criticize ourselves if things go wrong. We're nervous about being wrong. And we're very particular in our style. I think a lot of people make virgo mars people out to be extreme, but that's not true at all. We're not super clean freaks or service bottoms. Internally, we're more extreme than you'll ever see on the outside.