forget everyone you know and have known. i am your best friend now. there is nothing you can do. your fate is sealed.pfp by @tinyguyiguess :>
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Latest Posts by slurpslurpmmmoatmilk - Page 5
MORE STRING BEAN ART YIPPEE
i love them so much
i want to throw them in a blender with all my other ocs and make a soup out of them <3
got some themes of substance abuse, so view at your own discretion :<
stayed up all night drawing it i need to make some more wholesome art of them :<
Being into indie games is like. Pay $7 to have your entire life rewritten by this narrative. Now spend $400 on merch
GUYS BOOPS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TUMBLR GODS HAVE BLESSED US!!!!!!!!!!
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-) The original post is by iraffiruse.
The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
Ichthyology Notes 2/?
Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.
"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck
i created yet another silly :>
i'm currently working on animating them
no speedpaint 'cause i drew it in photoshop :P
the one below is the full image, but it has very bright colours, so i don't want to hurt anyone's eyes o-o
Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:
"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"
"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"
"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"
"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"
PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.
i feel like this one oc of mine needs some appreciation
their name is string bean, and they're a weevil. i made them for a dnd campaign. they were initially supposed to be the comedy relief, however, i realised, upon reviewing their past and world views, that they're actually fairly messed up :3
now my dnd party has to take a character named "string bean" seriously
fun facts about it:
all the points went to charisma
they're unemployed
they have a five foot long tongue
they have no teeth
they're carnivorous
it only wears a trenchcoat and nothing else
it has no mouth and it must scream
they're six feet and eleven inches tall
it's very self-conscious of its name
it is very paranoid
they'll trust literally anyone with their life
anyhoo this is what they look like
secret third image (accidental body pillow design)
i drew it at 4:00 am :3
i also drew them front-facing but ya'll don't get to see that. i just wanted to let the internet know that the image exists.
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
i got bored and made these, along with a bunch of other robot-related accessories that i shall post later :>
a dysphoria hoodie isn't enough right now-- i need a dysphoria cloak
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
i hate the they took me like seven hours to draw (i don't actually hate them but i prolly won't draw them a ton) anyhoo their name is etch
speedpaint below cut:
ehhh wasn't tagged but i like talking about myself so
eggs: scrambled or omelette with seasoning, olives and cheese
steak: i'm vegetarian :>
milk: take a guess
alcohol: coolers/rattlers ._.
warm drink: all of the teas, with oat milk and honey :>
“Yeah I listen to all kinds of music” and their playlist is always filled with Will Wood, Tally Hall, THD, Jack Stauber, Chonny Jash, Jhariah, and Lemon Demon.
i drew amaranth again o-o
very mildly suggestive but i don't want to jumpscare anyone
i'm so normal ya'll
no speedpaint 'cause i drew them in photoshop
i really like the term harebrained-- ik it's an insult, but as a hare therian, the fact that it's a preexisting word makes me happy :>
idea!!
ALTERHUMAN SLANG. dont tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Most if these are carnivorous mammal specific, but i will try to throw in some other kinds as well!!
Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.
ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.
Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. ex: he’s really tough, but he’ll show fang at just about anything.
White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.
ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!
Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.
ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.
Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.
ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser.
Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.
ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.
Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.
A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.
ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.
okay i’ve had too much fun with this, please please PLEASE add on in the comments!!