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He's thinkin of other lore 💞

new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying

My knees are like rubble

I played just dance and I was expecting it to be not bad because y'know goofy motion controls. Played Rasputin, got tired, shot my knee caps out like a trebuchet.

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

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👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

@patricia-taxxon if she wasn't fucking around

What did you do to my tumblr?

I need someone to shake and jostle me around