Reading This Deposition That Just Got Dropped Where Someone Sued Musk And Ohhhh My God It Is This Funniest

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

chillin on a Saturday night

A comic based on this poem

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

@patricia-taxxon if she wasn't fucking around

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

My post is awesome!

got any really weird pics of your boys?

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