*gently Shakes You*

pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

This clip from Hotel Mario is the only surviving example of a musical genre I call “ghoulcore.”

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

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follow up question

are you fireproof

i once briefly set myself on fire at work after a customer handed me penis money, we didnt have hand sanitizer, so i doused my hand in disinfectant spray, forgot i did that, got bored, absentmindedly flicked a lighter that was at the register and then my hand went

🔥BWOOOOF🔥

What if we gave Patro a really, really long ladder?, what a thrill.

Yea ! Never happened in the last two years... ahah