Sketch For Sampson

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

So I was doing my funky thing on instagram

and I found this guy named 'antilgbt12' and me being the little guy I am I decided hey, maybe them spouting anti trans propaganda combined with that name might be a bad thing

Why is this app so painfully bad