Starting A Collection. I'm Calling It Autistic Sexting

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Interview with Toby Fox (Undertale) and ZUN (Touhou)

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Scomo Wombat Wobble Moment

Do the didgeridoo *Scomo noises*

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

Y'all ever just see a paw sticker on a truck

It's on the back of a truck and you can't tell if the person driving is the nicest Furry you will ever meet in your life or an andrew tate sigma / alpha male who thinks that Women are fake.