This Post Altered My Brain So Now Whenever I Have A Bowl Of Any Food I Think Oh Fuck Yes It’s A Little

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

BE WHO YOU AREEEE! FOR YOUR PRIDE~

thinking about the rosenbauer panther ... little bug

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant: