when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
v2 margarita glass
I was not ready for the husband's costume
Got sent this on instagram. That's not Dallas and Chains that's Lubbock and Shackles.
i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body