Every Day I Think About The Cat On Twitter Who Looks More Like A Scheming Eunuch Than Any Creature Has

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

This clip from Hotel Mario is the only surviving example of a musical genre I call “ghoulcore.”

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

This scene has probably been one of the most requested ones since I started doing these Muppet Princess Bride illustrations, but I held off attempting it for the longest time because I had no idea if I could pull off Miss Piggy's famous karate chop, and the shot of Kermit falling down the hill. But after hunkering down and putting pen to (digital) paper I managed to get something I'm pretty proud of!

Honestly, I'd love to see Muppet Princess Bride become a reality if only because I wanna see them huck Kermit down a hill. Muppets being thrown is peak comedy to me. 

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the boys do fur/feather maintenance