Latest Posts by smallconsciousness - Page 6

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

A comic based on this poem

i’m having a stroke

Did this happen to anyone else

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

something was wrong with the oven

source

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

it’s-friday.avi

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

vyvanse is so expensive when they make you pay out of pocket though why arent we making and selling our own vyvanse

"Be Gay, Do Crime"

Seen in Prague, Czechia

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

Sent to Mirage <3

Poses based off of a selfie of me and one of the besties lmao I'm V1 she's V2

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

tumblrinas need to see this

random mini comic of my OCs

I haven't made any new full art to archive here so I might as well put these here for now

Okay, I installed Hexcasting, this is fun

What did you do to my tumblr?

I need someone to shake and jostle me around

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for